The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Ominous voice: I didn't mean 'delete me from the system,' as your ally asked, I meant 'remove me from this place.' I am a kind of...Virtual Intelligence, I guess you could say. My core is placed somewhere in the back of the facility. Remove me, put me in something else, and I'll see what I can do to help.

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh. Ecrivain, don't do it. Is there any preference you'd like to be put in, or...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Ominous Voice:...As long as it can move position and has sensors.

Tazz: Excellent!

*You reach the light...It's a colluseium of some kind. What would have been the boss of the area seems to have been murdered already, the L00T$PL0$10N has arlready occured, and someone isn't even bothering. Someone with fair skin, bright blonde hair tied in massive pigtails, two fans with some rather grisly imagery on them, and a mild fascination with the japanese judging from the dark floral patterns on her outfit. Her skintight suit makes it very apparent she's not exactly like Karma in terms of a specific asset we all know Karma would flaunt. She hasn't seen you yet. Too far away.*

Ominous Voice: I ran out of troops and deployed the boss wave early due to her. She's killed everything in a most gruesome manner-she's only coated them rather partially in some energy, which ate away at them slowly...They looked Comatose, and those who weren't were begging for death. No compliance was given. I would be cautious in dealing with her. That attack she uses does not have a common resistance, and I tried MANY different unit combinations against her. They all failed. Including the arena champion, who's name is literally 'Insert awesome and bada** name here at your discretion.' Just be cautious. I am at the back-I take the shape of an eye, half-closed. Remove me from the ruins and put me in a mobile body. With sensors. That would be most grand.

If you would deal with her, I would do so only BEFORE you deal with me. I would not want to be mixed up in the fight. If there is any.

[Sir Sivelos]

Of course... One second. Actually, less... *SIVELOS uses TECH: TEMPORAL MARATHON, level 9999!!! At untraceable speeds, SIVELOS nabs the Ominous Voice's computer core, inserts it into a summoned robotic body, and speeds back over to the group. The OV's new body is humanoid, and has two green eyes on its head. It vaguely resembles Cooler.*

[Sonic20]

Sivelos.

Why.

[Sir Sivelos]

*glances at TFS's website* Oh I dunno

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*S2 was asking for an entierly different reason...Maybe. Your TECH usage tipped off the girl, who was now RIGHT behind you.*

Ominous Voice AI: *Takes a step back in the new body.*

???: Hellooooooooo! I persume you're here to kill me as well? Like, oh, I dunno...Everything else?! HAH! Look at that pile, boys, LOOK AT IT! *She gestures to the many corpses.* I wouldn't come at me! Are YOU that stupid?!

[Sir Sivelos]

Depends, are you this dungeon's boss? Because if not, then I don't want to start anything...

[Sonic20]

Pfft. Corpses?

Probably some morons that came in here unprepared.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

???: Unprepared for ME, darlin'...*Hears the boss comment*...OK, I don't know what you're talking about, but that pile of dead things is alternatively known as 'EVERY native little critter this place had to offer that could kill a sucker, dead on the ground without a problem.' HAH! If that big guy was the boss...He's dead. Hee hee, you're so stupid. No perception.

Tazz:...Did you get randomly revived but a short time ago?

???:...What the f***?! How'd you know that?!

*Tazz starts sweating, a sign that he's too nervous to properly speak.*