The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Voltaire Magneton]

Nope. *wind*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS is completely unaffected by the wind. Despite being one of the weakest in the party, he outclasses Volt by quite a lot.* Dude, please, stop using wind on me...

[Voltaire Magneton]

*sets default weather as Sandstorm*

*blows Sivelos away, not caring about honorifics*

[Sir Sivelos]

*is still unaffected* Dude, you might want to get some class-ups. *SIVELOS uses TECH: WEATHER ZERO, level 9999!!! All weather effects have been completely erased. The weather is now normal.* You do have some potential to be a great Wind user, so keep that in mind.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*As if DRAWN to your attacks, a ridiculous amount of huge rocks RUSH towards your unlucky a**es, practically raining from the heavens. It is questionable what this guy sees in some stupid sandstorms when he loves rocks-implying a resistance to Earth-element magic-but it's not exactly all that important of a question to answer.*

Tazz: *Grabs them both and runs towards the source, trying to dodge them all and not waste precious energy on breaking them* ARGUE LATER!

[Sir Sivelos]

YES, LET'S GO *moving persists*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*As you run towards the Elder Soul, you notice...An incredible amount of Merachi corpses. Or Merachi scrap. Take your pick. In any case, as expected, this dude is bada**. As he's already hostile to you...It's unlikely diplomacy will work. Very unlikely. Prepare for pain.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hoooo boy. *Equips ULTIMATE GALAXIA, just in case.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Your equip SEEMED to be noticed. The Knowledge ring could only assume as far as anything related to the Elder Souls, but it seemed that your sudden unsheathing did NOT go unnoticed. Rather than hurl rocks, the dude himself rushed out from under a scrap pile and kicked you through a tree and to the ocean, face-down. You could see beautiful coral reefs below, teeming with incredible life...But NOW was not the time to ponder that. In the process, you lost Ultimate Galaxia, and need to re-equip it. It fell into the ocean and onto the reef...Somewhere.*

Tazz: WHOA! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAAAAAH!!

*Tazz joins you shortly thereafter in a similar situation, though you can at least see where his Madder-Man Ax fell and can point that out to him. You do not sense any additional hostile presences in the area...*

???: I'M NOT HAVING IT! F***ING EVERYTHING TRYING TO KILL ME, I'M NOT HAVING IT, HEAR ME?!?!

[Sir Sivelos]

*face down* ...You tried to kill us... I was only equipping out of self-defense...