The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The barrier BREAKS, and QUAKE stumbles and falls down from the attack, face-first onto sand. He's totally vulnerable! Now's your chance to knock him out. He's still immune to Magic, but now you can actually...Damage him.*

*Tazz rushes over and starts unleashing all sorts of chaos on QUAKE.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS proceeds to initiate another DUEDLY COMBO with the U.G. and STINGER.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*A lot of attacks get sent QUAKE's way, and his HP is critical...When he blows you all away from him and uses his considerable energy pool to heal himself to full.*

QUAKE: AAAGHAGHIGAHGAGHGAAAAA!!! I DON'T DIE!

*QUAKE pounds the ground with an omni-energy barrier, becoming actually invincible. He cannot sustain that, though. As he is doing this, the shrapnel from the Merachi are suddenly lifted up from the air, as well as the trees, uprooted from the ground. QUAKE lifts them up into the air and takes aim at all of you with all of it.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS manages to dodge most of the attacks, but gets nailed by a few.* UGH MY STOMACH. *SIVELOS charges towards the barrier, U.G. at the ready. Remember, it ignores invincibility.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*This quality of the sword is suddenly negated as well in QUAKE's presence. That, and the barrier doesn't seem to just be 'lol, invincible,' but rather, it seems to deflect kinetic energy (IE, sword-swings) away from itself, which doesn't exactly fit the definition of 'invincible.' End result: You stab yourself in the face. Again.*

*As if this wasn't enough, QUAKE breaks free of his barrier, knocking you back and making you take MORE damage, then starts setting up a Sandstorm! A huge-a** sandstorm! A level 9999 Sandstorm!*

[Sir Sivelos]

OH GOD MAH FACE *sees sandstorm* OH GOD MY EVERYTHING *is blown away by the sandstorm, and is blown into a rock.* Owwww. TAZZ GO HIT HIM

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tazz: YOU'RE NOT THE LEADER, BUT I LIKE THAT PLAN!

*Tazz attempts to hit QUAKE-in the back, like before. However, it seems that the kinetic deflector is now projecting from the back-or maybe it always was, but now it's just stronger? In any case, the result is the same as your attempt-he gets Ax'd in the face and knocked quite a ways back. The sandstorm now obscures your vision, you will have to rely on your ability to sense energy in order to determine who QUAKE will bum-rush.*

Tazz:...I TAKE THAT BACK!

[Sir Sivelos]

Uh... Karp... *SIVELOS ties a bandanna around his eyes, since he won't be needing those for a while. He proceeds to use his ENERGY SENSING to 'see.' He stumbles around for a couple seconds, and then regains his footing. From his perspective, it's like looking into one of those heat-signature cameras, except with energy. QUAKE is quite hard to miss, obviously.* Okay, got it.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You didn't need that Bandana at all, but OK. QUAKE is bum-rushing you now. Again. He's coming at you FASTER this time...*

[Sir Sivelos]

HI YAH! *SIVELOS leaps up into the air, making an acrobatic pirouette over QUAKE. Landing behind him, SIVELOS quickly turns and around and throws a DIRE CUBE at QUAKE.*