The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*QUAKE trips up mid-bum-rush, though this doesn't generate enough force to break the barrier-but you are now very likely to do a shot. If luck is neutral. Otherwise it will actually blow up in your face.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Um... Uh! Oh god, this is going to end horribly. *SIVELOS uses the STINGER on QUAKE's side! Not only does the attack hit, but it also blows up as well! SIVELOS and QUAKE were both affected by the blast* OW...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*A small meteor nails your crotch while it's at it. A meteor shower! Perhaps you should rectify luck before it gets any worse.*

*QUAKE takes a small conk to the head from another meteor, preventing him from recovering. Now's your chance! Alter Luck (It's not a full action) and attack fast!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS again alters luck into his favor and proceeds to violently poke (and by poke I mean stab) QUAKE's sides.*

[Voltaire Magneton]

*blows you all again*

[Sir Sivelos]

((Oh mai))

*SIVELOS, in a fit of rage, adrenaline, and bloodlust, proceeds to violently mutilate Voltaire with ULTIMATE GALAXIA.* NOT A GOOD TIME!!! *Directs all attacks back towards QUAKE.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The wind does nothing but slighty exabercate the hurricane of sand blowing around the island, which is violent enough as it stands to damage VM. Meanwhile, the brief time taken to stab at VM has also been the difference from delivering a KO blow, and QUAKE blows you away into VM, and...Before you ask, yes, that was going to happen anyways, so don't feel bad. QUAKE heals to full while you're on the ground, getting up.*

QUAKE: LEVAELEAVELEAVELEAVE!!! NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE!!!

*Quinton Everett again takes a hyper-kinetic deflector, capable of stopping any attack. This time he signals out the Merachi heads and pumps them FULL of energy, readying an attack. Prepare to dodge!*

[Voltaire Magneton]

*envelops himself with a violent storm of wind that can work as a force field*

"ONLY FRIED CHICKEN CAN APPEASE ME!"

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS channels his inner Piccolo. He proceeds to dodge with level 9999 dodging skills.* DOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The windstorm dissipates into the sandstorm, quickly depriving you of a guard...This IS a huge sandstorm you're dealing with, dealing wind AND earth damage it's moving so fast, and making the island itself dissipate into the ocean. You're dealing with an Elder Soul, the rule is that they generally outpower you.*

(Volatile, do you even care, bro? Because we won't either. Your ability to blow us is directly proportional to how many s**ts you give.)

*QUAKE proceeds to slam half of the Merachi heads into the ground. Sivelos has dodged the heads themselves and their blasts, but the force is great enough that a hole in the ground to a huge cavern below is made. It looks like this was a Raid Boss for those LOBSTER-WIELDING GIANT LOBSTERS, and an absolutely massive GIANT-LOBSTER WIELDING TITAN LOBSTER KING was in wait below. Emphasis on 'was,' as QUAKE fell to the ground faster than a lead balloon, insta-killing him. L00T showers, as well as water in an epic, gorgeous fall enclosing the arena, and sand, the sand-hurricane from below pouring in like some kind of sea monster. Tazz awakens, mercifully.*

Tazz: What did I-whoa. OK, I missed a lot...OK, let's at least stop something here...

*Tazz, having the many dark arua selves (the Anime-Girl selves are on-board) remerge back to him (that's something that can happen, yes), runs up the waterfall, freezing it as he goes, as well as sealing up the top. The end result is the Sandstorm weather is significantly decreased in effectiveness as the top is sealed off, and the whole area is surrounded in ice, including the roof. Tazz remains on the ice itself, creating several platforms to stand on. This still leaves considerable room.*