The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses SUMMONTECH: PIGZILLA! A massive, literally mountain-sized pig falls out of the sky and crushes QUAKE beneath it. Confused, it walks around in circles, still unknown that QUAKE is beneath it. Eventually, it jumps off of QUAKE and rides off into the sunset.*

[Voltaire Magneton]

(( Who's volatile? And as far as I am concern, I'm only making up a sandstorm ))

*does his business*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS continues spamming SUMMONTECH: PIGZILLA!*

[Voltaire Magneton]

*stops sandstorm*

*leaves*

*goes to restaurant*

*eats fried chicken*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*It doesn't exactly work out that way. As it turns out...QUAKE never broke his hyper-powerful barrier. Not yet. He's not moving either, making him a pathetically easy target, but things aren't that easy. Pigzilla bounced off of him immediately and died from spatial suffocation a few minutes later. Summons do seem to have that as a weakness in general. On the upside, you don't lose energy for the summons.*

*As for Volatile...You cannot create sandstorms where there are no sand! You're not a Pokemon, Volatile. Or Voltaire. It sounds similar to Volatile. In any case, you do not have the proper abilities. I would be very apt to...Maybe...Help?! Otherwise you don't get precious XP, and the way things are you are going to get tons if you survive this. With at least some damage. As it stands, you can gain XP to generate the sand you need for the sandstorm later. And do much more ridiculous stuff with sand and wind.*

*...NOW QUAKE breaks the barrier, though nobody's nearby. The Knowledge ring quips to Silvy that QUAKE is unlikely to have any of his angles unprotected while he bum-rushes now, which will also mean his bum-rushes are going to be more infrequent. He's looking at Voltaire.*

[Voltaire Magneton]

I did not even know Tazz has enough power to stare through the wall of a restaurant to look at me.

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS takes the opportunity to slash QUAKE multiple times with U.G. and THE STINGER in rapid succession!*

[Voltaire Magneton]

[[Wait, am I named QUAKE here or what.]]

*takes his time*

[Sir Sivelos]

((No, our opponent is named QUAKE. You're Voltaire / Volatile.))

*The combo continues.*

[Voltaire Magneton]

[[Oh.]]

*returns to battlefield*

*sandstorm*