The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Knowledge ring states the planet is inhabited by many dangerous critters, but the real threat is the only sapient and civilized species on the planet, called 'Draken.' They live in an incredibly harsh environment where only the fittest and strongest survive, and repopulation is truly rapid in speed and almost guarenteed due to incredibly hard eggs and most things reaching adulthood in months afterwards. They are henceforth incredibly lacking in the morales of killing things other than themselves, occasionally focusing more on the thrill rather than the reasoning behind killing stuff. They determine leadership structure by whoever kicks the most a** (even if they're not Draken), and are generally extremely loyal to their own kin and their superiors, but view anything else as a valid target for hunting, even if sapient and civilized. IE, you. They're also incredibly handsome by their standards, as finding mates is also a huge survival thing. Thankfully, they also recognize the problem of safety and home defense, and are henceforth very good and smart builders, and would make structures that OSHA would agree with...And also don't have many settlements close to those active volcanoes. They're going to be a pain if they've pissed off the Elder Soul, but this you cannot divine.*

[Sir Sivelos]

((OSHA?))

*SIVELOS repeats this to Tazz.* And that's what it told me.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((They have something to do with safe buildings. I'm not sure of the details, don't ask.))

Lovely, let's hope we can sneak by the Drak-who am I kidding, their senses are probably ridiculously good, we're not sneaking by them...Ugh. Let's hope we can avoid them. Completely. I want a snatch-n-grab here, get down there, get the Elder Soul, get out before the Ragnak come. I know it'll never happen but I can hope.

[Sir Sivelos]

I hope too. And then I get overcharged. Let's just go already.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

We're going, as I've-*the portal below actiaves*-OK, we're here! *Goes into the portal to below.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*drops through portal.* Woah.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Elder Soul...Is literally five feet from your face. Wow, change of pace much?*

*He's a man of very average qualities all-around, bar the brunette hair and piercing green eyes, though that could be considered roughly average. He's wearing the plainest clothes you can imagine. Really, this dude is almost incredibly average.*

Mr. Average: Hrm? Did you just...Urm, I'll assume that was a teleport...Urm.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hello! My name is Sivelos.

[Mr. Nyan]

Okay, what should I do now.

[Ganyu]

Kowtow to him, Mr Nyan.