The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

((Sonic whyyyyy))

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Krathlos had already stored it, you idiots. It's out of the fight, so you can look forward to fighting The King in the future. On the other hand, your attempt to freeze Krathlos in glass is a success, from the waist down anyways, totally immobilizing him and trapping an arm.*

Krathlos: OH JOY, YOU'RE BACK!!!

*The Glass appears to be some kind of special glass that's hard to break. Krathy's out of the fight for a while. You could take the Diamond Ring off of his finger while you're at it...Sadly, the U. Galaxia is stuck in the Glass.*

*Cinos-who I know is the red one-is almost instantly killed by the Helmsman's untimely reappearnce. He seems to specialize in one-shotting the c**p out of you.*

*Bloodhound and Marlon split up-Bloodhound goes for the Toy Mons and almost instantly rips into the Groudon. Did you REALLY think toys would be that effective? The ability works but not the structural integrity. Meanwhile, Marlon takes on Velvetine. It's clear Velvetine has a huge edge on Marlon alone, so you don't have to worry.*

*The Chaos Servants and whatnot are still fighting the Draken. The Clockstoppers have stepped on one Earth Spike and Magic Rune trap too many, and Ominous goes to help.*

*Freedom is FINALLY dead, and the Tazzes are free.*

*...A familiar presence fills the air. Well, familiar to S2 and Tazz, Sivelos has no idea.*

Krathlos: Ah, Yes, Excellent timing!

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS, since the barrier quickly decays after the turn ends, goes as fast as he can and swipes the Diamond Ring off of Krathlos's finger.* MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE *SIVELOS darts back to TAZZ and the others.*

*All of a sudden, the glass is shattered into atoms by D.C., and KRATHLOS is unharmed.*

Dark Chaos: Pest! Cretin! YOU WILL BE PUT DOWN! *D.C. proceeds to speed up faster than anyone on the field has ever seen and proceeds to knee Sonic in the crotch so hard, that not only does the speed of the attack cause a literal sonic boom, but Sonic can also feel his pelvic bones shatter.*

[Sonic20]

Dimentio: YOU IDIOT!

Sonic: *on the ground doing nothing at all*

[Sir Sivelos]

*D.C. proceeds to finish off SONIC with a powerful blast. SONIC has been killed. ...He respawns back on the ship.*

Oh Sonic nooooooo

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Tazz teleports S2 directly back into the fight, mercifully. That would be stupid if he was out of it for good. Really stupid.*

*Bloodhound has finished up with the toy Pokemon, which have done almost nothing to help the battle. Perhaps, if any, REAL Pokemon next time?*

*Krathlos beings attacking Dimentio.* Krathlos: We meet again, jester, AND I DO NOT INTEND TO LET YOU LIVE THIS TIME!

*Velvetine is deep in combat with Marlon.*

*The Chaos Servants are starting to get overwhelmed without Dark Chaos around (his presence is a buff to them), allowing the Draken to start really hitting their stride on these overgrown ants. It helps that Ominous is nailing them all as well.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*D.C. turns his attention to the DRAKEN.* Dark Chaos: Meddling with my servants, are you? Learn your place! *D.C. casts a powerful AoE that just so happens to be super effective against the DRAKEN.*

*SIVELOS makes his way back to TAZZ.* Tazz, I don't know if you saw this... But you know that weird egg Krathlos has? WE NEED TO GET THAT BACK.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Nothing is super-effective against Draken. Draken don't have any particular vulnerabilities...Or resistances. As if that mattered-Ominous repeats his performance and does another LV. 9999 BLINDING STRIKE, depriving him of his other eye and blinding him again, also interrupting his attack completely.*

Tazz: Krathy's stored it, no stealing s**t in storage. No getting that back, that means, it's beyond our reach, it won't be in his L00T...SIVELOS FOCUS ON KILLING THEM!

*As if the cue to remind you of that, Bloodhound (in Entei form) is now facing you down.*

Bloodhound: I'LL EAT YOUR CORPSE, LUNCHMEAT!

[Sir Sivelos]

... *SIVELOS uses GOD TECH: AHAB'S SEVEN TERRORS, level 9999!!! You already know what it does. A long, very powerful chain combo of water damage, which then floods the arena.*

I have a score to settle. *SIVELOS equips the CRIMSON SABER, his second most powerful sword.*

[Sonic20]

Dimentio: I don't intend to die at the hands of an abomination like you.

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Sonic: What to do first?