The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Yes, please do!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Storm: We've arrived!

Tazz: Awesome! OK, everyone, we're finally back!

[Sir Sivelos]

Nice to be back at my house. Been ages since I've been back... Hm. *SIVELOS has a bit of a forlorn expression on his face.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yeah, it's been-

*Right in the middle of the main island is a single female figure, writing things down while looking at a new dimensional hole. She's armed with a Spear.*

...Oh, come on.

[Sir Sivelos]

*Sivelos sighs and rolls his eyes.* Let's get it over with...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Tazz approaches the figure*

The figure: Most fascinating...These places are, and yet aren't, the exact same area-or they are, but where the area is in each one is totally different...I can't even describe this place...Hrm? *Turns around*

Tazz:...Look, miss, you're kind of-

Figure: Demon! Prepare to die!

*She quickly equips the spear. Turning around, you can see the figure better: black hair, hazel eyes, white skin, a white tunic with a red templar symbol on it, a plate of chain mail and a blue war skirt.*

*Unfortunately, the black-winged Sivelos and the black-tailed Tazz are never passing for a human, which seems to be the main problem here...*

[Sir Sivelos]

Wait what... *SIVELOS quickly equips the Gordo Shield. Though he is completely indestructible whilst it is equipped, he cannot move. At all.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Naturally, this means you leave Poor Tazz at her mercy.*

Tazz: Madm, let's be a little more reasonable-

*The figure imbues her spear with the power of light and then lunges at him with it. Tazz barley dodges.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Uh... UH... UH!!! *SIVELOS dequips the Gordo Shield and uses a level 8594 KNOCK OFF on the MYSTERIOUS ASSAILANT!*

[Dennis Jansen]

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