The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Good idea.

*Shoves the spear in a separate, rune-sealed iron pillar far away from Rebecca. However...*

*Rebecca, in response to your death threat, breaks out of the iron pillar AND destroys the runes through sheer force of will, does it twice to retrieve her spear, breaks the PAKALRAIMUNJITSUGIYAOIKUBRANAMELODOGMON with an Anti-PAKALRAIMUNJITSUGIYAOIKUBRANAMELODOGMON spell in record time, and not only "kills" you again, but now starts showing her tanky side, as it takes Tazz (a Glass Cannon with multiple selves) several seconds to subdue her again. In the meanwhile, she combo-"kills" you until you're broke and out of EXP for your next level. He TOLD you not to threaten Rebecca! HE TOLD YOU NOT TO THREATEN REBECCA!!!*

*Tazz, upon KOing her, seals her in a diamond tomb, seals her weapon in a second diamond tomb, and runes it up to the high heavens. She can't hear you this time. If she escapes from this, he's out of options.*

Tazz: OK, if it prevents her from escaping from THAT, which is, PS, my last prison, the answer is no, you cannot do jack s**t to her, we could use her as an ally if your big mouth doesn't annihilate our chances. Don't even suggest anything we can do to her aside from just keeping her imprisoned. This is getting ridiculous! She's human! If she was a demon, that would totally justify it, but she's not!

...Oh, wait, wait, I may have found the next Superdimension entrance...

[Sir Sivelos]

That's utterly ridiculous... But whatever. *SIVELOS summons the following GODMONS: GODKARP (a shiny Magikarp), RED LOBSTER (shiny Megyarados), DEUS X (shiny Mega Mewtwo X), Dark Kyurems White and Black (Shiny versions of the latter), NIDHOGG (a shiny Rayquaza) into his Pokemon Cache section of his inventory.*

Okay, that's ready...

[Voltaire Magneton]

[THIS COMMERCIAL ABOUT A PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOL AND A NETWORK COMPANY]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Tazz uses LV 9999 ANTI-COMMERCIALTECH: CHANNEL FLIP!*

*The commercials are no more.*

*...Tazz finds the next Superdimension!*

YES!

Found it! Let's head over there immediately!

[Voltaire Magneton]

[THIS COMMERCIAL ABOUT ANTI-COMMERCIALS PARAPHERNALIA]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Makes Volatile eat a commercial, which tastes completely horrible, as he shoves him onto the ship.*

WE'RE LEAVING! WE ARE LEAVING!

*Makes sure to take Rebecca, and her weapon. Because, you know.*

[Voltaire Magneton]

[THIS COMMERCIAL ABOUT LUXURY SHIPS AND ICEBERG SAFETY]

[Ganyu]

*has no need for EXP and Gold since max-leveled and why would ghosts buy anything?*

*locks spear in a pocket dimension guarded by orichalcum wards, illusory shields and draconic spectres*

*kicks Voltaire off the ship*

[Sir Sivelos]

You never know when a ghost would be in need of some new ghost pants. Anyway, progress! Sweet progress! Oh right, I should probably equip some gear... *SIVELOS equips THE SLICE (yes, that THE SLICE from Orespawn), GALLIGATH'S BATTLEAXE (a knockoff version of Galligath's Hammer that Siv created. It may be faster, but it deals less damage.), and GEMBOUND SORCERY (a powerful amethyst wand that multiplies magic damage by 250x).* Okay, I'm ready.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*If you're Max-Leveled, you have a Class-Up and haven't spent it. I would advise doing so at your nearest convenience, which would technically be now. Also, you said you were NOT a Ghost, Ecrivain...*

Let's go let's go let's go go go!!!

*The ship starts heading off to the destination. It'll take but a minute or two.*