The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

AAAAAAAH *One of D.C.'s magic missiles hits a ship dead on, damaging the boosters.*

OH GOD D.C. I SWEAR!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

AAGGGHGGHGGHGHAAAAAHHH!! SIVELOS!!! THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER MAKE THINGS STRONGER THAN YOURSELF! NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!!! *Violent shaking of Sivelos ensures*

*The boosters auto-repair, thankfully. You're getting away!*

[Wander]

DO YOU GUYS EVEN NYOOM

NYOOMING IS THE BEST WAY TO SHAKE PEOPLE OFF YOUR TAILPIPES

[Sir Sivelos]

I'M SORRYYYYYYY *is being violently shaken*

*More of D.C.'s magic missiles fly by, most of them missing, but some making contact.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I DON'T HAVE THAT TECH!!! I REALLY WISH I DID NOW!!!

*You're almost out of range! Image's crazy lasers are doing stupid amounts of damage to those energy shields, though. IF too many hit at once, you're dead.*

[Wander]

OKAY WAIT

CAN I DRIVE THIS SHIP FOR A BIT

BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU GUYS DONT EVEN NYOOM

[Sir Sivelos]

I KNOW WE DON'T NYOOM *D.C.'s aim seems to have been buffed, as he doesn't seem to be missing as much. 8 out of 10 MM's hit now, so take heed* OH GOD WHY IS THIS STILL HAPPENING

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Swerve takes the lead. The Nyooming immediately works, not like it was much of a necessity as you're out of range of all of their attacks now.*

...Whew...Keep going fast or they'll catch up!

[Wander]

GUTTA GO FEST

*Nyooms like there's no tomorrow, making all these crazy turns and flips and barrel rolls and aahh! You guys should probably hold onto something, if you haven't already.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Ooof... I'm feeling nauseous... =n= *grabs railing*