The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm. Guess I gotta wait for everyone to stop buffering. *sits down, glancing at the Dead Elder Soul and his Deoxys*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You are now back on the ship with the corpses. The corpse of the Elder Soul is...Useless. The Corpse of the Deoxys and the Firemen, however, are much more handy. You're heading back to the main fleet and going to find the Lilypad Castle, which is not over yet as an instance.*

*Meanwhile, Ecrivain's attack does neutral damage against the attacking frogs; they resist water/ice affinity but are weak to electric/wind affinity (and fire/magma affinity as well). In any case, this being the Maddening Difficulty, they do not go down from a singular attack. Their aim with those gatling guns is still bad.*

*Pandora is 40% of the way done.*

[Sir Sivelos]

So what're we gonna do with the corpses? We can't just shove 'em in the storage hold...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Lillith-Tazz: We technically can, as Deoxys doesn't decay. Ever. It's kind of creepy.

Rin-Tazz: BUT! We've given them to sciency stuff so they can replicate it and whatnot! More stuff for us, whoooo~

[Sir Sivelos]

Huh. It doesn't decay... Neat.

Where are we off to next? Back to the base?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Lillith-Tazz: As Ecrivain likes taking his sweet time for whatever reason-

Light Chaos: Or he posts slower than you two-

Rin-Tazz: We're gonna help him! Besides, everyone's going to go there anyways. It's the only one left!

Lillith-Tazz: Oh, and we've gotten an Elder Soul from the Giant Fireplace right and fine, so no worries.

[Ganyu]

*fires a concentrated black lightning ray at the frogs as well as their gatling guns*

[Sir Sivelos]

'Kay. Frog-wards we go.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Your ray does admirable damage and does the frogs that made it past the moat in. You also hit Pandora by mistake.*

Pandora: Ow! Friendly fi-Oo-hooo-oooh!

*The 'dark' part of that attack clearly did damage to Pandora, but the 'electric' part failed to. Indeed, it made her faster.*

*The gate has completely been destroyed by Pandora's Arbitarian Firewall. Mermaid-Tazz uses a Blizzard on it to send it hurtling forward through the grunts beyond the gate. You're now in a large courtyard.*

*Sivelos and his group rejoin the real Tazz, who has got his hands on another Elder Soul.*

TNTazz: OK, yeah, I think Freedom attempted something resembling an ambush, but he was late to the party and we didn't even actually see him. Otherwise we're totally good...Now it's just to get to the Lilypad Castle and speed up Ecrivain's group.

[Sir Sivelos]

Neat! We ran into Bloodhound, who was being a major jerk, to say the least.