The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((Sivelos, look very carefully at my posts...GFW is dead, GFK is the only one left...))

*While Sivelos is busy attacking a corpse of a wizard, which predictably does nothing except make the corpse more ugly, Ecrivain debuffs the crazy powers of the Knight and do some more. This doesn't fully stop the knight, however, as he makes more charges at your group, primarily LC, who IS still tanking. Barely. This is what you get for picking Maddening.*

*The many tazzes (bar Flonne-Tazz) and your other units are now being forced to hold back a near-infinite amount of Giant Frogs. Ecrivain had a good idea in speeding up time to get Pandora to hurry up. They get a brief reprive when the amount of frog corpses fill up the space where the gate once stood.*

Tazz:...Do they NEVER stop spawning?!

[Ganyu]

*summons another dozen Wraiths to attack GFK*

*activates Chrono Code: Penta Accel; time is sped up by 5x but at the cost of slowly draining HP*

*hurls a Zap Cannon (is similar to the pokemon move but the amount of water in the castle makes it 100% accurate)*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The GFK uses Silence after your Zap Cannon, did a number on him, preventing you from using specials temporarily. He proceeds to call upon holy lightning and charge it through his lances-which you conveniently depurified-and does some mass AoE damage. Sivelos (who is resistant to light damage) aside, everyone's taking massive damage and the Wraiths kick the spectral can almost immediately.*

GFKnight: RIBBITING KNAVES! YOU RIBBIT THYSELVES BY YOUR OWN RIBBIT!

[Sir Sivelos]

((Sorry. I don't know why I keep screwing up like this…))

Ribbity ribbit *SIVELOS uses TECH: I THREW A ROCK AT IT, level 9999!!! A massive boulder, easily twice the size of the G.F.K., falls from the sky and right onto the G.F.K.'s head. The boulder's weight then increases ten-thousand fold, dealing more damage. The boulder then explodes.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You do below-average damage due to some earth resistance, but it's still a LOT of damage. Unfortunately, that attack also generated a lot of aggro-now you're in his sights. Light Chaos rectifies this quickly by using LV. 9999 HOLIER THAN THOU, which is really just a massive taunt supremely effective against light-resistant foes.*

Tazz: LIGHTNING SIVELOS LIGHTNING! COPIOUS AMOUNTS! THAT IS YOUR SPECIALTY, IS IT NOT?!

*The Tazzes and misc units are still holding back a tide of Giant Frogs and their many Gatling Frogguns.*

[Sir Sivelos]

IT IS! *SIVELOS uses TECH: ASTRAL HURRICANE, level 9999!!! Twelve tendrils made of storm clouds advance to the G.F.K, and upon contact, blast the G.F.K. with copious amounts of lightning. Very copious amounts.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You do very copious amounts of damage and dismount him. The Bullfrog goes crazy and runs into your tendrils more, killing itself off.*

GFKnight: Ugh...Ribbiting...

*FINISH HIM!*

[Sir Sivelos]

FINISHING!!! *SIVELOS forms a massive blade out of pure lightning, which he promptly brings down onto the G.F.K. in a wide arc, making a thunder clap as it does so.*

[Ganyu]

*rips open a portal of meteors for extra measures*

[Sir Sivelos]

HI-YAAAAAAH! *SIVELOS puts some extra lightning in there, just for more effect.*