The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Pandora: Uhh...Nope! You're looking at the wrong girl. I don't do that crazy Epoch c**p those Knights can...I don't think he's a knight either, thou-s**t!

*the Ice Barrier is suddenly meaningless-the frogs are going through. Only the GGFP has been buffed, but that it still effectively a LOT OF DEATH coming at you. You have to figure out a way to win! Probably through violent amounts of attacking!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Light Chaos: It isn't my strong suit, but I'll do my best! *LC begins blasting enemies with holy fire. No buffs, just fire.*

*SIVELOS is just firing copious amounts of magic missiles at any enemy he sees.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*There are only two enemies. You die again quickly. Twice in a row, in fact. Tazz also goes down-thrice. Ecrivain has taken saftey, for the time being, beneath the floor. On the flip side, you do hideous damage to Suits. If not his Paradox, the cause of 99% of your woes that aren't related to your slip-ups. He quickly sets up a barrier to deflect ranged attacks with said Paradox, making range useless-meaning you're giong to have to get close to Suits. He's now gotten back atop the GGFP, by the way.*

Suits: You think you can, but spoiler alert, you can't!

*You now get the brilliant idea to OUTSPEED them and EXPLICITLY target the Paradox, like before! As if by magic, or the power of narration reminding you what, exactly, is making your life f***ing hell!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses a level 9999 EXTREMESPEED, specifically targeting the Paradox!*

Light Chaos: I don't have many physical attacks! There isn't much I can do here... *LC backs off to the 'back' of the fight.*

[Ganyu]

*rolls eyes and converts the antelope into electricity which flows into Pandora*

*casts Anti-Gravity of the Void; everything in the dungeon has negligible weight though lighter also means faster (for both sides)*

*continues charging Pandora*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Charing Pandora when she's fully charged to overcharge her isn't as easy as you thought...It seems that energy leaks out of her body when you attempt thus.*

*Also, PSG OMG AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!*

*Also, Sivelos'es attempt at breaking the Paradox works better than anticipated-that is to say, it works perfectly. Your ice wall regains its physical form.*

[Ganyu]

*Well why didn't you say so, Narrator?*

Don't mean to be bossy but Pandora, it's all yours to get back at those who tried to kill you (I don't mean Sivelos though).

*Meanwhile, summons a Dark Harpy to attack the Paradox.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Howdy, neighbor. *SIVELOS speeds away before SUITS can attack SIVELOS. Also, SUITS gets a small sword-to-the-face, courtesy of SIVELOS.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((Just a warning: I'm pretty much NOT going to be doing this at all until the PSG is over. Also, trust me, that game is awesome.))

*Suits does not get a small sword in the face courtesy of Sivelos. Sivelos gets a small sword in the face courtesy of Sivelos-the GGFP parried your blow almost 180.*

GGFP: NOT TODAY!

*Suits breathes a sigh of relief.*

Tazz: *Looks at his watch* OH DEAR EVERYTHING LOOK AT THE F***ING TIME! Gotta end this now so I can participate in the PSGs!

*Tazz uses LV. 9999 SUDDEN DEATH! ALL units have 1 HP! ANY ATTACK WILL FINISH THE FIGHT!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS smacks SUITS. Just a simple smack that deals 1 HP in damage. He also kicks the GGFP in the stomach.*