The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Ganyu]

You can't hit something incorporeal. Besides, this ain't KotH. *press G*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Chuck Norris cannot be beaten. He's hit restaurants so hard they've literally changed into other restaurants. He doesn't wear watches because he decides what time it is. He holds air hostage, he doens't breathe. Snakes die by biting him. His Roundhouse kicks are equivelant to Big Bangs. Chuck Norris beats Rock, Paper and Scissors.

Chuck Norris wins. End of story.

[Ganyu]

I never said I beat Chuck Norris, so by arbitrary insanity default, I win.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

There's an overriding Default: Chuck Norris Default. It goes thus: "Overriding all other defaults, Chuck Norris, in any fight except against Bruce Lee (and only Bruce Lee), shall win. End of story. No exceptions whatsoever."

As you are not Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris beats you to a pulp and wins.

[Ganyu]

Lol no

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Spoiler:

Reggie automatically beats you. Nobody's perfect. Except for Reggie. Therefore, everyone but Reggie (and Chuck Norris) aren't perfect. But this isn't KotH, right?

Also, take away the "ot" in KotH. KH. Kingdom Hearts is about to have three main story games. That's three. HALF-LIFE 3 NOT CONFIRMED

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Why did you have to say that?

Why must you rub the lack of existence of Half-Life 3 in my face?

[Ganyu]

What is that?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Deathly silence*

*Tazz uses Death Glare! Ecrivain is too scared to move!*

[Ganyu]

I'm dead already, why would I be scared of myself?