The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Caite-chan]

That and it seems like he talks WAY to much.

[Sonic20]

WELL DUH I'M NOT HUMAN. I'M NONEXISTENT, SO I CAN'T BE HUMAN!

Silly.

...OK, there are technically five of the nonexistent me, but none are any of the above anyways...Though, one IS an exploding demon penguin.

If you don't exist, you couldn't be writing this, which means I couldn't be replying to this and-

*the thread suddenly begins to get torn apart by a paradox*

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND MY TRUE NATURE!!

But 'tis not a paradox, Sonic. Tis not.

I SPEAK THE TRUTH!!

[Rin Kagamine]

Tazz-senpai! *glomps again*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Succesfull auto-parry*

GLOMPING CAUSES CANCER, HAVEN'T I SAID THIS ARLEADY?!

And welcome back! Can you please promise to HUG me and not GLOMP me?

Also, is there anything you need?

And what does 'senpai' mean, I never really knew.

[Rin Kagamine]

*Succesfull auto-parry*

GLOMPING CAUSES CANCER, HAVEN'T I SAID THIS ARLEADY?!

And welcome back! Can you please promise to HUG me and not GLOMP me?

Also, is there anything you need?

And what does 'senpai' mean, I never really knew.

Glomping dun't cause cancer! And hugging isn't as fun.

Senpai...it means...*thinking how to explain*

[Caite-chan]

You can get a hug when I get cookies.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...On another note, I see you lack any sort of cat. Is it in your Inventory, Hammerspace, some other place on your person...Or did that not go over so well...?

[Rin Kagamine]

...On another note, I see you lack any sort of cat. Is it in your Inventory, Hammerspace, some other place on your person...Or did that not go over so well...?

What are you talking about? Nya?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...You left to the ARP rift to get Mr. Nyanyan back?

I RECALL MANY THINGS.