The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The-Hydra]

Hit her for fun? They sound like friends with a surprising lack of things to do. They should go hit pseudo-legends for fun. they'll hit back. I enjoy a challenge.

[Rin Kagamine]

Shiny: I wish I could hit 'er for fun!
Staraptor: Be. My. Guest.
Shiny: THIS IS FOR LETTING THAT STUPID BROTHER OF YOURS ABANDON ME!*about to scratch, but is stopped*
Staraptor: I WAS JOKING, GETTA LIFE!

[The-Hydra]

Okay. I think I remember why I'm taking a vacation now.

[Sonic20]

You two are really some idiots, huh?...

<Now then, shall we begin the end?>

[Rin Kagamine]

You two are really some idiots, huh?...

<Now then, shall we begin the end?>

Shiny: SOUNDS FUN~! *sparkles like all shiny Pokémon do*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Wither Skeletons charge in recklessly*

*Tazz takes reverankh's bandages off the 'floor,' for crafting purposes later*

The corruption? You're crazy, man, and in both ways...Like, what happens if you, perhaps, win? The corruption's blown everything up...Nothing left for you to do except off yourself. Really now, I could revive your brother in a heartbeat if that's what it's all about...

*Scyez is bathing in the Corruption with no ill effects whatsoever, 90% oblivious to what's going on, impersonating a duck*

...TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.

As for you. You...YOU, made a Grave mistake, ALL LOGICAL FALLACIES ASIDE. You? You focus too much on that one. *Pointing at Sonic* But also. YOU? YOU PISSED ME OFF!!

And NOTHING!! STOPS!! MEEEEEEEE!!!!!

WE FIGHT!!!

[Rin Kagamine]

*wakes up* Whaaaat!? Oh...now I remember...*pulls a pair of scissors out of pocket, opens the pair, and prepares to throw it*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*TNT uses LV. 99 EPIC SPEECH to make sure RK and the rest are riled up*

THIS IS IT!!!! WE CAN NO LONGER FAIL!! THIS SON OF A BA****D THINKS HE CAN JUST BLOW UP THE INTERNET AND ALL OF EXISTENCE AND NONEXISTENCE FOR S***TS AND GIGGLES, AM I RIGHT!? NO I AM NOT!! AND NEITHER IS HE!! HE'S SO BADLY FAILING THE GAME, I WOULD SAY HE'S ALREADY LOST, BUT THAT WOULD BE INCORRECT, AS HE COULDN'T EVEN PLAY IT TO BEGIN WITH! WE'RE JUST MAKING IT OFFICIAL!!

WE'RE BRINGING THE NEWS HE'S ALREADY DEAD TO HIS DOORSTEP, IN THE FORM OF THE NEWSPAPER OF ABSOLUTE JUSTICE!! WE'RE BRINGING THE PAIN TO HIS DOORSTEP, IN THE FORM OF THE NEWSPAPER OF ABSOLUTE JUSTICE SLAPPING HIM IN THE FACE AS WE THROW IT AT HIM!!! WE'RE BRINGING THE HUMILIATION TO HIS FACE, IN THE FORM OF THE NEWSPAPER OF ABSOLUTE JUSTICE BEING COVERED IN OUR SPIT!!!! AND WE ARE TAKING THE WIN, IN THE FORM OF THE NEWSPAPER OF ABSOLUTE JUSTICE ALSO BOUNCING OFF OF HIS FACE AND ONTO HIS MOUSE BUTTON,MAKING HIS AZTECS BECOME SUSCEPTIBLE TO OUR NATURAL WONDER-BOOSTED SPAIN!!!!!

WE ARE UNFAILING!! WE BEAT THE BOSSES, WE KICKED HIS ARMY'S A** WITHOUT EVEN TRYING, AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, HE CAN'T EVEN WIN WITH THE CORRUPTION, ONLY HALF OF IT WAS THERE TO BEGIN WITH!! TRUST ME ON THAT LAST ONE ITS TRUE!!

NOW, LET'S GO KICK HIS BLOODY A** SO HARD, HE GROWS A SECOND ONE JUST FOR US TO KICK IT EVEN HARDER!!!

*All of TNT's allies recieve a major boost to all stats and the Morale effect! Reverankh is now depressed, and takes a major hit to all stats*

[Rin Kagamine]

Like I said...a cliché hero action story...but...with a twist...

Shiny: (who has decided to take the part of comic relief if everyone else fails at the tension breaking) WILL YOU SHUT UP!? *hits Rin on the head with a frying pan*

Ouch! Come on, man! Really!?

[Sonic20]

*intro thing*

Okay, what kind of strategy shall-

*sonic uses scanbot*

Or that.