The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(The note wasn't there. There isn't anything at all in Dimension D. It is the void floor where everyone else should be. As for what's happening...I will explicitly fail to explain for reasons I shall not divulge until it is painfully obvious.)

*...Wait a second, what must you do?*

*After all. There has certainly been, nor will not be, any entity known as, in full, 'The Nonexistent Tazz,' especially one powerful enough to screw with you in any way. Clearly not one to escape Dimension D. It's impossible! You're just way too strong for that, and you know it.*

[Sonic20]

(was I supposed to say the battlefield shifted back into the void since the battle ended for some reason

because apparently that's how dimentio's crazy powers work)

Dimentio: It is time... To assemble the order.

*DRAMATIC CUT TO BLACK*

Shadic: So, what's this original time eater like?

Nil: We have no idea.

Shut up and get searching, sliph and shadic.

Nil: What did you just call me?

Nil, whatever.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Wait...Assemble what order?*

*What are you talking about, you f***ing idiot?! There is no order you have!*

*On that note, how are you going to LEAVE this place, again?*

*Oh, that's simple, by teleport-*

*You can't teleport, you idiot, that was the one power you never got. That and healing.*

*But you-*

*No, cannot, and you know-*

*But you used it a few minutes ago!*

*That sounds absurd to you and you know it. You do not attempt to teleport.*

*Well, what about that bleeding wound on your chest? And on that note, why are you nude?*

*You have got no blood on his chest. It would be best if you stopped assuming things about yourself that are blatantly false. The cloak would stop the attack cold, and before you go on THAT route, you are not nude either! After all, you did the trick and just give her a fake pair of your clothes. You really wouldn't be that stupid and/or depraved to abandon your clothes, right?*

*Then why did her stats jump?*

*Don't be silly, her stat's didn't jump because the clothes carried no bonuses!*

*Your mind is rebelling against itself! You are unable to do anything productive!*

*Your mind is rebelling against itself! You are unable to do anything productive!*

**The Narrator is getting so confused that he hired another Narrator (aka me), who shall now narrate in his steed-granted, I do not know if said steed is on the account of the guy who's denying you can teleport or not. Oh, and yes, your mind IS rebelling against itself and you ARE unable to do anything productive. You must get to the bottom of the problem with Psychological Reasoning Powers (the higher the better) before you can actually do anything with yourself. After all, it's clear that at this point you have a 50 percent chance of not being able to teleport, and henceforth not being able to actually escape this place, and henceforth not being able to do anything productive-but not actually needing to do it either, because there's also no gaping wound on your chest if you cannot teleport, so there's no need to do anything.**

**Meanwhile, in the void.**

Uhh, what 'original time eater?'

**TNT is standing there with Scyez, no longer in Dark Writ form. Something feels off about your situation all of a sudden, as you did not see TNT successfully exit the Dimension D battleground.**

...While I'm at it, why didn't you bother collecting the Ultra-Rare items? Like, I left two each...

[Sonic20]

Dimentio: The order of-

Wait, hold that thought.

Geezer's dead?! HOW COULD HE BE DEAD?!

Sol-Gryn? Nope. Dead too.

And-

Oh no. OH NO.

OH NO. *dimentio cowers in fear*

Shadic: *uses chaos control* Got the pure hearts and- what is he doing?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**Wait, no. Nope. Shadic isn't with you in Dimension D. Whoever he might be, as it seems you may have not left here for some very long-but still indefinite-time as of right now. 50% chance. Whatever it is, you are dead certain you are alone...It's like one of those adventure games where you're locked in a room and have to find the exit.**

*Wait a s**t, how could Geezer be dead! You saw him five minutes ago! He just checked up on you!*

*He's been dead for ages. You are hallucinating.*

*Even if he WAS dead, he'd be dead for minutes, and that's it!*

*Come to think of it, why'd you create-*

*You didn't create this space, you just found yourself in it*

**OK, Narrator's notes say that Dimension D is Dimentio's creation...**

*Exactly! It's yours-*

*Yes, It's Dimentio's, who you aren't.*

*...Your name?*

*Dimentio-*

**...**

*...*

*...I screwed myself over on that one, didn't I?*

*Yep.*

**Absolutely.**

**It would appear that your mind's rebelling is clearly not your doing. Looks like someone IS with you after all, and they're interfearing with your ability to leave. It would be in your best interest to do two things: Kill off the correct source of illusion in your mind (1), and don't mix up the liar from the truth-teller now that you have an idea what's going on (2).**

**On that note, this Narrator would like to note that, considering there is someone directly f***ing with your mind...It is very likely that one of my last statements are incorrect and that you are not alone. IT might be that, assuming a good deal of power...Whoever's doing this is kicking your rear end pretty darn good.**

**Meanwhile, in the Void**

...Um, Pure hearts? Confused why you'd do that...I blew up the only thing they could affect before my fight with the True Dark Writ. The first fight that ended badly, anyways. I thought the Chaos Heart was doing it-all evil and all that, a perfect reason why such apocalyptic forces could wipe themselves, all that jazz-oh, and it was being guarded by Freedom, so it looked important. It was used in that manner before, too. So, I tried to cut it in eighths. It just exploded instead, but I guess it's the same thing...

I told you guys to meet me at the entrance and bring the Needle...You didn't seem to notice me at all, though.

Now that I think of it, you were kind of looking between that Dimentio guy and thin air for a bit of a while.

**It is becoming increasingly apparent to the rest of the Party that this TNT is an illusion, or most of what you saw for the past 5 minutes is an illusion instead. This is probably not good-In either case, someone is attempting to trick you.**

[Sonic20]

Wait, what?! This was all some sort of plot?

Nil: Final battle leadup.

Shadic: Dang, should have seen that one coming.

Dimentio: Geezer is alive? What?

Dimentio, stawp talking crazy fangame stuff.

Shadic: Oh god, fangames.

Nil: The hive of scum and villiany.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**Oh. Well this is troublesome.**

*How so?*

*What could be worse than conflicting narrators?!*

**There is a Third Dead Narrator on the floor, the guy who hired me. Neither of you are the truthtellers...So...***The Narrator hired by the Narrator's hired this guy for five dollars in order to tell you that two gunshots were heard, and the Narrator hired by the Narrator is now the real narrator, in place of both fake narrators.***...So, that's done...Wait, doh, I solved it for you, didn't I?**

*THE ILLUSIONS SHATTERS!!*

*Dimentio (who is STILL in Dimension D) is somehow nude (Apparently Scyez really DID steal your clothes), bleeding in a lot of places, and already mortally wounded, in fact. You'll have to respawn, but that's not the WORST thing in the world, in all honesty. Oh, yes, a crazy rapist dude is currently shooting fireballs at you with gleeful abandon, too. You have a great suspicion that this guy was the source of the illusion. If he was, it was impressive: you were fooled completely*

Crazy Rapist dude (obviously only capable of being seen by Dimentio right now) : EEEHEHEHEHEH!! Ah, you were a particularly vulnerable chump, weren't you? All I had to do was just create the illusion to suit your ego, and BAM! Everything. Fell. Into. Place. Exactly as I wanted it!! With Rev dead...Far earlier than I wanted him to be...Well, that plan was bust. BUST!!! CURSE THE BUSTERS!!! THEY UNDERMINE THE ULTIMATE ORDER!!! *Flings another Fireball at Dimentio because why not?*

But that hardly stops me! It's just a failed plan, and I do not have any limits on plans! Sooooooooon...You....Will...Be...Under MY!! ABSOLUTE!! CONTROL!! SOON YOU SHALL BE SUBJECT TO MY WHIMS AND DESIRES, LIKE A PUPPET!!

*Dimentio automatically gives that kind of 'really' glare at the crazy rapist dude*

Crazy Rapist dude:...I AM NOT A RAPIST!!!!! I AM FREEDOM, THE SECOND DARK WRIT, DARK WRIT OF IMPRISONMENT!!! And...As for why I'm killing you...Well. I don't take chances. You're a wild card, the ULTIMATE CHANCE!! I HATE CHANCE!!! GAMBLING IS FOR A**HATS!! ONLY ORDER DESERVES ITS PLACE!! So, you die. Simple, really.

Sad, that I can't create the Armageddon, create the ultimate order...If only the illusion held longer!! CURSE YOU NARRATOR, WHO SHOT MY FAAAAAAAKES AND BLEW UP MY ILLUSION!!

*Narrator > AGGRESS DWF!*

*DWF takes 1,589,745 DAMAGE!*

Ow! OK, OK!

*Meanwhile*

*The rest of the party notices the Void take a dramatic shift in appearance: You are standing upon a gilded platform in a circular area around the void, which S2, Shadic and co. were literally A STEP AWAY from walking right off and getting eradicated by the Void. There are a lot of holes in the void, however, at least six major ones in the cardinal directions, up and down. The Dimensional Needle is going to really help you right now in stopping a crisis. Dimension D is still in effect, around an area on the center of the platform. The pile of loot from Rev's remains is to your right. Ultra rares shine brightly from it. Better get those quickly, before they de-spawn, because stuff like that always does.*

...Um, what?! WHAT?!?! *Takes several steps back from the raging void*...OK, OK, calm...If Rev died, any illusions he made would have gone with him...There are still hostiles in the area! Probably the brains behind this operation. Revenge-driven people often lack intelligence...Probably has something to do with that. *Points at Dimension D area of effect*...S2, get those holes stitched up, otherwise the Void will be going right through...

...But who could cause such a convincing illusion? Like, this place is totally different than what it was five minutes ago!

[Sonic20]

*gasp*

Nil: *gasp*

Shadic: I would have been shocked that it's the second dark writ, but I know the first one will be the penultimate final boss of this insane thing, and then it will be revealed the guy who was using dimentio all this time to start the dark writs so he could like do his evil plan will be the true final boss.

Nil: Wow, spoiler alert?

You two hold the fort! *goes to close up dimension D*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Your last actions are IMPOSSIBLE! You haven't seen your true foe yet!*

*DWF > AGRESS DIMENTIO!*

*Dimentio's mortal wounds mean he takes an instant death blow! DIMENTIO HAS BEEN SLAIN!*

*Loot explodes from his nude corpse as Dimension D vanishes.*

*NOW you do the actions you just said you did, except that last one.*

DWF: I would say how utterly stupid that statement is based off of JUST the grammar of a 'Dark Writ' being 'started,' Peon, to say nothing of the Dark Writ phenomena having existed since alternate dimensions, or in other words, FOREVER...BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'D EVER UNDERSTAND ANYTHING OF IT YOU'RE SO UTTERLY SIMPLE! People NEED me to help THEM understand what is BAD and what is GOOD, AND FREE WILL IS BAD!! ORDER IS GOOD! CONTROL IS GOOD!! Oblivion is utterly ordered, as not even dust dares to defy the infinite void...THE ULTIMATE ORDER!! But nobody gets that!!

TNT: FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!

DWF: Ugh, HE'S here too?! GREAT!! Not like MR. ULTRA-SPEEDY over there couldn't repair the holes faster than I could make them...NOW, I'VE GOT JUSTICE UP AND DOWN MY A**!! Ugh! This plot was a failure. Gotta go back to Image-

TNT: IMAGE?!?!?! And let me guess, Karma too...

DWF: Well, duh.

TNT: But how?!?!

DWF: TRADE SECRET, B**CH!! But for now, I leave you worthless, misguided peons to do whatever foolish things you'd do. I have no other use to dawdle around here and get nothing done of antagonizing you except waste energy.

*TNT > AGRESS DWF*

*DWF vanishes. TNT's AGRESS command fails.*

TNT:...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...S2...Repair the holes. I'll brief you on what the f*** is going on, or what could be said to be going on, when we get back to our...Uh. place. I don't think we ever had a name for it.

No other presences exist here. All that can be done here has been done...We'll leave the instant you seal all but one hole, then we'll close it off from the outside. OK?

[Sonic20]

Dimentio's Ghost: Boo. I'm now your pet.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO-

*continues to yell n stuff instead of repairing holes*

Shadic: Uhh... I'll just do it.

*five minutes later i'm still yelling*

Shadic: ._.