The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Nothing much, just trying to figure this out...

.009%...BUT WHAT IS THIS THING THAT I HAVE A .009% CHANCE OF MAKING?!!?

Ugh! I've collected a lot of recipies, but this one just confuses me! Especially how it says it flips in and out like that...For a few seconds, it's not there, then for the next few, .009% Chance of QUESTION MARK!!!

...Should I try or shouldn't I?

[Rin Kagamine]

*playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl*

R2: Huh?
R1: Did he say something?
R2: I dunno...BLARGH! You stupid edge why you make me fall off DX
R1: Hehe...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...AH, SCREW IT!!

*Jirachi-Tazz crafts whist the ?-marked item appears with it's .009% chance*

*A BRILLIANT, BLINDING LIGHT APPEARS ON THE CRAFTING TABLE! SUCH IS IT'S BRILLIANCE THAT THE CRAFTING TABLE DISINTEGRATES!*

*AN ANGELIC CHOIR OF THE HIGHEST BEAUTY CUES ITS MAGNIFICENT 10000 VOICES AS ONE, AS THE LIGHT SLIGHTLY FADES TO REVEAL THE ARTIFACT CREATED! IT IS...*

*Dramatic Pause*

...OK, SO WHAT IS-

*...(a thankfully smaller version of) THE CAIRO OVERCOAT!!*

*The Angelic choir abruptly stops at the news*

**The Narrator's assistant would like to tell you that the Narrator fumbled for a bit after reading that aloud, confused highly at such an artifact's creation, even if it is only a smaller copy of the original CAIRO OVERCOAT and not THE FIRST CAIRO OVERCOAT.**

*The Narrator hits his assisstant with a Crobar! 42,213,135 DAMAGE! OHKO!*

*...He lied...Now then...It is definitely the CAIRO OVERCOAT, or a shrunken version thereof (which you could wear as an absolutely bada** Longcoat). It's mostly green, like the original, with flashing bars of various other colors, like the original.*

*STATS: OFF THE CHARTS. You need MUCH bigger charts in the future. Also, grants immunity to any damage or effect grouped under the BALANCE ENERGIES (Time, Space, Antimatter, Voidial), as long as you don't want to be harmed by it anyways. RANK: Secret Legendary. The kind of Legend that nobody talks about because it's been long forgotten and whoever hasn't forgotten is scared s**tless by it.*

*Tazz's jaw has completely dropped*

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: *sweat drop* Whatever...OH SHI-
R2: I'M A BALLERINA!!!
R1: I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!
R2: You're so sloooow haha.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*TNT EQUIPS THE HALF-SIZE CAIRO OVERCOAT/LONGCOAT*

*INVERTED COPY TRAIT PROPERTY ACTIVATES! Across all selves (if not already done), THE CAIRO OVERCOAT'S stats and abilities apply to the characters, sans level change!*

...Whooooaaaaaaa...THIS COAT IS AWESOME! The original was worn by pure evil, of course, but it is STILL D**M AWESOME!

...Though now that I think about it hard enough...This is probably that kind of upgrade one gets when starting a New 'season', because everything you could do last season is going to get walled by the new villains and all that jazz. Or, in other words...

...I'm going to need to pick a new class soon...

*Jirachi-Tazz meticulously scans the c**p out of the MINI CAIRO-OVERCOAT/LONGCOAT to check for anything bad. The ridiculous meticulousness of the task is beyond insane for anything that isn't omnipotent, and by that token could take literally 1000 year long break between different types of searches without looking like it stopped. NO MINDF**K HERE, Jirachi-Tazz delcares. Rejoice. It's safe, which is a must above all else.*

Rin-Tazz: Caniplaycaniplaycaniplay?!?! *Shaking the RKs*

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: NO THIS IS A BATTLE TO THE DEATH
R1: *pulls Rin-Tazz next to her, motioning for Rin-Tazz to sit down*
R2: Oh, and Tazzy?
R1: *throws a leek at TNT* STOP TRYING TO BE EPIC. IT IS VERY DISTRACTING!
R2: Heehee...
R1: GET OVA HERE YOU STUPID FLYING DEVIL!
R2: NO! I IS BREATHING FIRE!!!
R1: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Eats Leek*

...I think I'm done with the crazy for now...May want to start renovating this place soon. Expansion won't kill us...*Yawns*

Rin-Tazz: *Stares at TV*

[Sonic20]

*hanging upside down from a streetlamp*

Hello, ladies and mentlegen.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

THERE ARE NO MENTLEGEN HERE.

That class was stupid and needlessly complicated anyways. Weak and irrational. The GENTLEMAN, now THAT'S a good support class!

*Brick'd*

[Sonic20]

Well, mentlegen did have tha one broken combo with the Backwards Destroyer, seriously! What an OP weapon.

50% Damage Increase
Instant Kill on Mentlegen and Gentlemen
Right click to shoot Death Ball that will stun the opponent for 5 seconds and mark them for death.
10% Movement speed decrease

Combine it with fine runners, and you're completely shattering the game's balance.