The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: Oh gee.

*laughing can be heard from an unknown source*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*RK2 is twitching far more erratically. If you'd rather not risk it, you ought to pull your other self out of there before it completes.*

TNT: *Turns into Dark Writ Justice; he gains spiked ears, black sclerae, blood-red irises, grey skin (like Karma), and a whole freaking Wither on his back. The CAIRO OVERCOAT changes from Green to Black with green threads to show the needlework-and you can barely see stars on the coat. Weird.*

TNT: KARMA I WILL END YOU!!!

*The other Tazzes get into position: Sita-Tazz is ready with a pretty impressive Katana of sorts, Etna-Tazz is ready with the Elder Spear, Flonne-Tazz has a heart-shaped staff of sorts, Prinny-Tazz has the knives, Jirachi-Tazz seems to like knives as well, and Rin-Tazz grabs a battleaxe labeled 'Problem Solver.*

[Rin Kagamine]

*they both disappear*

Lame.

Heehee!

Seriously though, what is up with you guys?

Yeah! What's up with you guys? GRAAAAAH YOU STUPID RAINBOW FROGS!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!

I love how you're playing a video game right now...at a time like this...

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! AND I'LL TAKE YOU'RE SOUL AS WELL!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Karma: Well, that was unexpected~

TNT: Oh, for the love of-screw it.

Does that mean-

*TNT attempts to warps Karma to random coordinates!*

*Warp successful! Karma is gone!*

...I'd like to kill her, but she'd probably just tank us to death...We've got to train.

...So where'd RK go?

[Rin Kagamine]

Which one of us ya' lookin' for?

Yeah.

I'M TIRED OF YOU'RE S**T FROG MAN! BURN! BUUUUUURN!

-_-'

*a Hopter swoops down and grabs TNT with it's beak, and continues up into the air*

R2: Hey! Who said you could ride with me? Can't you see I'm busy murdering mutant frogs?*playing on a PS2 strapped to Hopter's back*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...BOTH OF YOU!! *Frees himself from Hopter, turns back into vanilla TNT, and rides with RK2* But this works.

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: *Staraptor flies up next to Hopter* Whatcha need?
R2: CHICKEN SOULS ARE ACTUALLY BUTTERFLIES!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Just checking to see if you two were OK! Randomly vanishing without a trace has the potential to alarm...*Takes aim at various hostile mobs around his base, and starts firing off Icy Lances at them for One-hit kills as his other selves start hacking away with their wepaons.*...Might as well just kill s**t while I'm flying around...Can't take potshots at us if they're dead.

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: Wait, what?
R2: I dunno...STUPID ROBOT! I AM A GOD!!! GODS DON'T GIVE A S**T ABOUT YOUR ELECTRIC SHOCK WAVES!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

What are you playing?! *Icicle's more stuff below*

*To RK1, despite the fact he pretty much knows RK2 should be able to hear because he's talking to an RK* Is that true or is she going crazy? The god thing?