The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: *follows the Tazzes*
R1: *follows the Tazzes, and starts to throw up*
R2: Please don't! D:

[Sonic20]

TURN TWO
BATTLE STATUS:

PARTY:
Sonic20: 614577/666000 Dimentio's Ghost: 550000/580000

ENEMY:
Nobody Dragon: 985400/985400

Sonic20: Wow, that thing was tougher than I remember when I was playing through KH2.

Dimentio's Ghost: Did you not just read the text? It must have been aspecially trained for this!

Sonic20: What text? Also, come to think of it, this is becoming much more organized of a battle than it needs to be.

ACTIONS:

Sonic20's Speed Demon activates!

Dimentio's Ghost casts Dimension Change! 2+ Priority!

The arena changed to Spear Pillar!

Sonic20 used Combo Rush! Hit the nobody dragon 7 times! -95789

Sonic20 used item Chaos Emerald! Sonic20 became Super Sonic20!

BATTLE STATUS:
PARTY:
Super Sonic20: 614577/666000 Dimentio's Ghost: 550000/580000

ENEMY:
Nobody Dragon: 889611/985400

SPECIAL:
Arena is currently Spear Pillar.

Super Sonic20: That ought to give it somewhat of a pounding.

Dimentio's Ghost: I wouldn't be so sure.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

JT: *Uses Omnipotence to give the RKs an immunity to puking!*

*The Narrator would like to point out that, just because he's Omnipotent and possibly Omniscient, JT is NOT the kind of entity to wildly abuse such power in any fashion, and henceforth restrains himself quite a bit.*

TNT: ...This place is maze-like...And crawling with thugs. Try not to be too loud.

*The warehouse in the Imaginary Plane of existence is utterly massive. Puts Warehouse 13 to shame, you couldn't see the other end. It also seemed to be multi-floored: This floor seemed to be used for Alcohol-based products. Windows lined the walls, all plugged into generators, but none (save the one TNT and co just went through) are active. You can always hear the small thud of shoes hitting the ground, even when they aren't yours: Thugs are everywhere. ET is making quick work of whoever shows up at the front of the party, thankfully, so no alarms have gone off...Yet.*

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: o.o'
R1: <_<'
R2: -_-'
R1: -_-'
R2: I don't like this...It's scary...and I don't know what to do...*stops following, then continues again*
R1: Yeah...*looking around*
R2: ;-; Too scary...
R1: This conversation is a worthless filler post.
R2: I think of it more as a "What the Hell are we really doing here right now?" post.
R1: Or that.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(You are, like, 15 digits off or so. Did you not notice how much damage I could deal to Rev or Karma?! Though I will assume you are just tucking those numbers in.)

*ONE-UPMANSHIP activates! NOBODY DRAGON IS NOW MEGA NOBODY DRAGON!!*

ACTIONS:

*LIGHTNING REFLEX ACTIVATES! ACTION POINTS TRIPLED! (1 x 3 = 3)

*DRACONIC FURY ACTIVATES, Due to the energies of the SPEAR PILLAR! ATTACK POWER NOW DOUBLED!*

*BASELESS WRATH ACTIVATES, Due to the energies of the SPEAR PILLAR! ATTACK POWER NOW TRIPLED!*

*MEGA NOBODY DRAGON uses ANTIHEAL AURA on SELF!! By some strange force of weirdness, the Antiforce of harming comes in a strong aura around MEGA NOBODY DRAGON!*

*MEGA NOBODY DRAGON now has a HEALING AURA with an ANTIMATTER energy base! Use another energy attack in the CREATIONAL category of energies other than ANTIMATTER to counter it! OTHERWISE, it will heal 10% HP at the end of every action phase!*

*MEGA NOBODY DRAGON uses ULTRA ANTIBREATH on PARTY!*

*MEGA NOBODY DRAGON breathes in, and unleashes a torrent of ANTIMATERIAL ENERGIES at the group! -345921 to both!*

*MEGA NOBODY DRAGON uses LV. 99 FLY: HOUSTON, WE HAVE LIFTOFF!*

*MEGA NOBODY DRAGON looks upward, and springs itself upward with the force of a rocket leaving the atmosphere! It is now out of reach until its next action, where it will attack one of you! Use this time to heal up!*

END TURN TWO

BATTLE STATUS:
PARTY:
Super Sonic20: 268656/666000 Dimentio's Ghost: 204079/580000

ENEMY:
MEGA Nobody Dragon: 985400/985400

SPECIAL:
Arena is currently Spear Pillar.

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(RK, just ignore the above and focus on this. I'm not going into that much detail, S2 decided to do that. XD)

*Finds a powered-on window that leads further into the complex. Nothing has happened to the group, aside from EXP gain from Etna-Tazz murdering all the guards in OHKs. You have scanned the whole area-there is nothing in this area worth your interest other than this Window*

Ready to move on, RK? We have to find security so we can undo the locks back to your house...

...Everyone here looks straight out of the Prohibition Era. They've probably got a lot of stuff here for food and all that jazz, otherwise the isolation would have killed them off...I mean, our window was the only one on...

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: Alright...whatever you say...
R1: By the way...when did we get the narrator?
R2: WE HAVE A NARRATOR!? OMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD!
R1: We have a Narrator...yes...
R2: OMIGOD, REALLY!?
R1: -_-'
R2: Sowwy!
R1: *facepalm*
R2: You facepalm a lot, nya.
R1: *facepalm*

[Sonic20]

(OF COURSE I DID

DETAIL IS MADNESS)

TURN THREE

BATTLE STATUS:
PARTY:
Super Sonic20: 268656/666000
Status: 3+ Attack, 1+ Defence Dimentio's Ghost: 204079/580000

ENEMY:
MEGA Nobody Dragon: 985400/985400

SPECIAL:
Arena is currently Spear Pillar.

COMMENTS:

Super Sonic20: I think that's GG for our lives.

Dimentio's Ghost: Oh, really?

Super Sonic20: Any last minutes ideas?

Dimentio's Ghost: Well, you better just wait and find out.

ACTIONS:

Dimentio's Ghost casted Dimension Change! The arena was changed to Dimension D!

Super Sonic20 facepalms and says, "WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Dimentio's Ghost shrugs.

The Arena heals Sonic20 and Dimentio's Ghost!

Super Sonic20 used Finish Sign! Sonic20's defence and attack were boosted.

Super Sonic20 used Burning Aura! Sonic20's attack was sharply boosted.

BATTLE STATUS:
PARTY:
Super Sonic20: 368656/666000
Status: 3+ Attack, 1+ Defence
Dimentio's Ghost: 304079/580000

ENEMY:
MEGA Nobody Dragon: 985400/985400

SPECIAL:
Arena is currently Dimension D.

[Ganyu]

DID I GET FORGOTTEN?!?!?!

Why are we in Dimension D? Oh well /shrugs

NEPTUNE ANSWER YOUR CALL TO RIP-TIDES OF TIME! *summons Neptune, the Water Elemental*

Let's see, I'm pretty darn sure I memorized the sequence right, it's been a while since I've used him totally didn't neglect my elemental magics

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(OK, I really don't feel in the mood to do the fancy way right now, so I'm reverting to a less complicated method that still gets the job done.)

*FE's summon of NEPTUNE was a success! The mighty god of the oceans is at your command! As a direct result of summoning him, he teleports the group to NEPTUNE'S REALM!*

*The effects of the area give FE and NEPTUNE +2 boosts to SP ATK AND SP DEF! In addition, because the party isn't in a subspace pocket anymore, you may now ABSCOND.*

*Neptune uses OCEAN'S REVERANCE! The ocean itself seems to be lending Neptune and the group more power! +2 SP. ATK AND SP. DEF FOR ALL MEMBERS!*

*MEGA NOBODY DRAGON loses DRACONIC FURY and BASELESS WRATH!*

*MEGA NOBODY DRAGON FINISHES its previous action with a slam on GD for severe damage, then TWO MEGA ANTIBREATHS on SS2 and FE, which are weaker than ULTRA ANTIBREATHS but are still a nasty blow.*

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*The TNT/RK group heads into the window! They have found themselves in a narrow hallway! A GUARD IS FOUND!*

*Etna-Tazz quickly and silently spears him to death with the Elder Spear!*

*Rin-Tazz eats the dead guard! Like she's always been doing to keep bodies from being found. The Narrator just found that disgusting so he didn't tell you this until now.*

TNT: Still nothing?...Nothing. Ugh, and here I thought the whole brain-eating thing was supposed to give you the knowledge it had!! And Rin-Tazz is still hungry, too...

*You can hear Rin-Tazz's stomach growl from where you stood despite eating about 20 or so guards at this point, and a cow. And possibly a crate of alcoholic beverages, but you might have been seeing things there. This is all kind of impressive from someone 4 feet tall.*

*The Narrow hallway has 9 other windows, all on, and a staircase. There is a symbol above each window: The one you just came from had a bottle of wine as the symbol, symbolizing the alcohol storage. The others were a Tommy Gun (weapons), a patch of grass (probably drugs), a hat (uniforms? nice suits?), a skeleton (bodies), a fist (probably an interrogation room), an eye (Unknown), a dollar sign (treasures), a thunderbolt (unknown) and a heart (prostitutes?)*

...OK, this is too much to search in. RK, what's your take of it, do we head upstairs or check out the rooms? I'm going to check out the Tommy Gun, Thunderbolt, Eye, and dollar sign rooms for anything of use, then head upstairs, not exactly in that order, if you don't have any ideas.

[Ganyu]

*engraves three water runes into the ground aka seabed*
LUNAR PARADIGM TIDE!!!

Neptune raises its liquid limbs and emanates an aura of moonlight that churns up whirlpools around the dragon, temporarily binding it in place. The moonlight regenerates health over a minute. <insert bad-ass magic effects here and more battle cries>

Time to slay some dragon!

*casts Dragonbane Flux, has 10% of critical damage as well as confusion debuff*