The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The-Hydra]

I have no idea again so I'll just say Flareon is the only Eeveelution I really like although Vaporeon gets slight respect for being part fish but that's about it goodnight

[Rin Kagamine]

Wait...nevermind...
You know, sometimes I wonder what the flip I'm doing with my life...I mean, look, I have bred a bunch of Eevees. What does that accomplish?

Justin: Eh. Dunno.
Momo: I feel accomplished.
Eve: Because of this?*gestures to the others*
Momo: Flare, stop beating up your cousin!
Flare: Aw!
Leafy: IT'S FUN!*in RK's lap*
Jolt: *eating potato chips*
Justin: *lying next to RK* -_-

What am I doing with my life? *petting Momo*

[The-Hydra]

Nothing. But who cares. I bred an army of 405 Deinos. Then trained them to Hydreigons. Then ruled the world. Then got bored. So nothing, Basically.

[Rin Kagamine]

Still looking for your shiny?

[The-Hydra]

Yes. I swear. I've just gotten more addicted than usual to perfectly training Pokémon recently.

[Ganyu]

*fires an Arcane Bolt at the poster above*

[Sonic20]

... *still rooting around in desert*

--- MEANWHILE ---

*The Dark Star, Marx's Reincarnation, Super High Grade 2 Super SpaceGodzilla (AKA SHG2SSG), Controlled Monster X-EZ, Zant's Soul, the new Time Eater, and Miracle Matter Reborn are in a large dark meeting room*

Dark Star: The meeting has begun.

Marx's Reincarnation: ... Wait, this is a meeting?

Controlled Monster X-EZ: *looks at marx and grumbles*

Dark Star: ... Do you think we would not gather for a meeting? We are planning to destroy this universe, after all.

Time Eater: THERE ARE OTHERS WHO ARE PLANNING OUR DOWNFALL, AND THEY WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO ACHIEVE THIS.

Zant's Soul: ... Who?

Dark Star: Upon close examination, they are referred to as "Dark Writs".

Zant's Soul: ...

Marx's Reincarnation: And how do we know this?

Dark Star: Simple. We witnessed Karma's Attack.

Zant's Soul: Karma...?

Dark Star: There are four of them, however one is not siding with the majority. Justice, Karma, Freedom and one other we shall not speak of.

Zant's Soul: ... *glare of death*

Dark Star: Alright, we're not aware of whom this one is called.

Marx's Reincarnation: So, we wipe the floor with the heroes and these "dark writs?"

Dark Star: Not exactly. They present power that only 4 of us can match.

Miracle Matter Reborn: That presents problem. Only 7 us.

Dark Star: Indeed. We are currently bringing in more as we speak... The Planet of the Sun's Core, Guardian of the Sun is coming.

Marx's Reincarnation: Who's this?

Dark Star: The creator of Ra Moon.

Marx's Reincarnation: I see...

Dark Star: As such, we will take out the threats one at a time.

Miracle Matter Reborn: Problem freeing original. Still trouble.

Dark Star: Yes, our plan will be delayed as long as these forces are onto us. Speaking of which, Dimentio has not only lied but betrayed us. He will be dispatched soon enough, but destruction of the chaos heart did not end the void.

Zant's Soul: Scum. So, what else do you have in your mind?

Dark Star: ... I believe the jester is not telling us everything. As well, there's another entity we need to take care of.

Marx's Reincarnation: That is?

Dark Star: The remnant gods. They know about the void, and how to unlock. Luckily, they aren't as strong as we would think, as some have grown very weak. They are our targets. Me, Monster X, Marx, and the Time Eater will deal with the remnant gods. The rest of you, deal with Dimentio:

Others: Yes.

*They all leave the meeting room*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Teleports S2 to the Jungle Crypt as the Desert Tomb was already L00T3D.*

...Come on, mate. Were you just double-checking stuff in there?

Anyways. I've already disarmed the traps, again. Let's L00T the chest at the bottom floor first...

[Sonic20]

*opens it* *dimentio is inside* Wait, what?

Dimentio: ... YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Hiding, I sus-

*Sees something in the chest*

*Throws Dimentio out of the chest and picks up the odd object*

...Another odd Bracelet. Ugh. More transformation shenanigans that I didn't actually want at all, but I'd rather get the crazy s**t out of the way ASAP, you know? *Puts the bracelet in the L00T bag* Oh, and Xio Shards...And-Hrm...what are these...Dear me, I've found more weird-a** unidentifiable treasure in these two temples closeby than almost any foe. This is concerning. Somewhat.

...OK, I've already gone and done that puzzle, so there's the chest in the secret compartment...

*A massive noise is heard outside. What it exactly is is...Indistinguishable from any noise you've heard before. A clamor of insane proportions. Almost deafening-almost. Thankfully not. It ended as abruptly as it started.*

What was that?!

((S2...ASSUME NOTHING. I've got the plans.))