The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Shiny Totodile]

O_o Narrator? Bait? What is this madness?! I don't know what's happening.

Narrator: Pull out your samari sword.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

WE ARE FIGHTING MACHOKARP!!

MACHOKARP: YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY DARK AURA GENERATOR!!!!! DIE FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS!!!!!!!!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*TNT continues firing candy in MACHOKARP's mouth, raising MACHOKARP's DIABETES meter with every successful PEZ ROCKET in his throat.*

[Rin Kagamine]

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What's wrong, Rin?

H-hey, Mr. Narrator Guy? What's your name? Your real name?

Why? Don't you remember the names of your imaginary friends?

Imaginary friends?

*invisible facepalm* I'm Your Worst Nightmare. YWN for short!

Why? Do I have nightmares?

YES! AND I WILL HAUNT YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!

*ears droop* I'm sorry, Mr. Yawn.

YOU KNOW I HATE IT WHEN YOU ADD THAT A TO MAKE A JOKE!

You do?

[Shiny Totodile]

okay... whatever, I'll just go with it. Sawk starts slicing with his samurai sword.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The narrator would like to remind everyone this isn't the Avatar Role-Play thread.*

*MACHOKARP uses LV 150 TESTOSTERONE BLAST!! MACHOKARP makes an angry, yet TESTOSTERONE-PACKED pose as PURE TESTOSTERONE bursts out in front of him. ALL ENEMIES HIT!!*

[Rin Kagamine]

I CAN'T WATCH!!!! RIN YOUR HEALTH!!! 1/500!!!

*cough*
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I hate men.*crawls away*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*TNT throws a Hyper-strength healing potion at RK! RK is restored to full HP!*

*MACHOKARP is at critical health! At last!*

FINISHING BLOOOOOOOOW!!

*TNT makes a massive ax swing, enlarging his ax to make it even more massive, and smashing MACHOKARP through the DIMENSIONAL HOLE to the Other Side, sending him through both fights due to his massive size.*

F*** you! *Pulls off a 2x Inappropriate Hand Gesture combo on MACHOKARP!*

[Rin Kagamine]

...?
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…*crawls over to the OJ again*

What ya doin?

I'm still trying to figure out...things...*pokes Orange Juice*
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Is it...dangerous?

[Dragotech]

*Feels that hit*

*Low HP Warning Flashes*

*Begins regenerating through mysterious means*

GRRR!!

I don't like this guy!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The hole? Possibly. The Dark Aura Generator...Eh. Just leave that to me.

Drago, you're late...Hey, isn't that the Avatar Role-Play thread? Ah, who cares...

*Turns back towards the hole* F****************K YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! *Keeps doing the 2x innapropriate hand gesture combo at MACHOKARP.*