The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Uh. Mkay.

[Sonic20]

Meanwhile, universes away...

Spoiler:

Karkat: HOLY *****ING *****. YOU ARE WORSE THAN JOHN.
Nil: Calm it, Karkat. So what are we doing?
Karkat: I JUST TOLD YOU. YOU ARE *****ING MEETING UP WITH US BECAUSE WE NEED HELP FROM THIS JACK*SS RUNNING AROUND.
Nil: Who is he, anyway?
Karkat: LET'S JUST SAY HE'S A INDESTRUCTIBLE DEMON. THE OTHER TROLLS ARE ROUNDING UP MORE OBLIVIOUS *****NUTS LIKE YOU BECAUSE THIS JOKER POSES AN MASSIVE THREAT ASSUMING HE GETS A HOLD OF A CERTAIN JESTER.
Nil: How would Gamzee help him?
Karkat: NOT THAT JESTER, YOU IGNORANT *****.
Nil: It seems like you're angrier than usual.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((S2...Yhea, I basically already said that Paradox Space was annihilated. If you caught that, wonderful. Just be aware of it, though, what's going on is still possible. Somehow.))

*Meanwhile, beyond existence itself...*

???: ...HOW. Just, just HOW?! You were SUPPOSED to be SUBTLE! In fact, scratch that, YOU WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO NEAR THERE!!

Lrd English: IT WAS ACTIVATED BY KRATHLOS. THE ONE WHO YOU TOLD ME TO FLUSH OUT FOR THEM.

???: Krathy, a**hole extraordinaire...STILL doesn't justify why you were even THERE to begin with! I told you, if you go there, you get me and I take flushing duties! WHY DID YOU NOT BOTHER?!

Lrd English: I NEVER KNEW WHAT THEY WERE. THEY DID NOT LOOK LIKE WHAT YOU TOLD ME THEY WERE LIKE. I WAS HEAVILY MISTAKEN. I KNEW KRATHLOS ACTIVATED THE CONSTRUCT. HIS MEMORIES BECAME THE FELT MANSION. THE LESSERS FLED UPON SEEING ME. THEY MUST HAVE SEEN KRATHLOS'ES MEMORIES OF MY PREVIOUS WORK. TOOK IT AS THEIR SITUATION. I DID NOT MEET KRATHLOS.

???: As predicted! This is such a f***ing headache to deal with!

Lrd English: I CAN USE IT TO ATTRACT KRATHLOS-FLUSH HIM OUT EASIER-AND GET THINGS BACK ON TRACK. I AM AWARE OF HOW TO DO IT SUCH THAT I AM NOT CAUGHT.

???: You WILL use it to attract Krathy to the AntIvOId. W. I. L. L. DO YOU GET THAT?! The FACT you COULD be sensed as existent at all, for half a bloody second, SCREAMS hell for you. After all...To them, you did die horribly trillions of years ago, even before the 4th Armageddon, according to the records. Condradictory info must NOT come into light, much less have it be what's actually going on...

Lrd English: I UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM. I WILL BE MORE CAUTIOUS IN MY DEALINGS.

???: Excellent. You better deliver, English.

Lrd English: ...I HAVE A QUESTION. IS THERE ANY NEWS ON THE DARK WRITS?

???: Nothing has changed since we last discussed it. Now...Get. Going. And don't screw this up. If you make another mistake like that before Krathy kicks the bucket for good, you die. My hatred of you has reached an all-time high...

Lrd English: ...UNDERSTOOD, MILORD.

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...S2 is always wandering off, isn't he?

[Sir Sivelos]

You know, I have an impending sense of sudden doom. I don't know why. *summons a RCS (Really Cool Sword)* Oooh, neat. Again. *aura of power surrounds the sword's blade* =w= *sheathes the RCS*

[Rin Kagamine]

YES! I'M BACK TO NORMAL! AND IGNORING THAT GIANT LIME-GREEN TEXT!

RK1: Think again, stupid head.
RK2: Awwww!
RK3: Maybe we should read the green text...It's super big...it might be important...
RK1: It's probably just another bunch of BS.
RK2: I'm just ignoring it because I'm lazy.
RK1: No wonder I haven't done my homework yet.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hmm. I should check to see what's causing said impending feeling of doom. *opens Dimensional Hole, and sees the REAL REAL English and whoever he was talking to* ... *closes Dimensional Hole* ...So was that the real him, or not? That green text was pretty convincing.

[The-Hydra]

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to Hydraaaa
Happy birthday to me

And he smells like one too.

[Sir Sivelos]

CAKESSSSSSS *more and more cakes are bestowed to Hydra*

[Rin Kagamine]

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to Hydraaaa
Happy birthday to me

And he smells like one too.

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RK2: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
RK1: Happy birthday.
RK3: Ha-happy birthday...I almost forgot...sorry...
RK2: *jumps through a portal, then comes out with a small cake*
RK1: Oh! Cake. What kind?
RK2: Strawberry of course!
RK3: I told you I've been watching too much anime...
RK1: Wait...is that...?
RK2: Aye sir!
RK1: *starts carving a grave stone*
RK3: This is bad...

[The-Hydra]

Yeah, You have. I recommend substituting it with something more healthy, Like horror movies.