The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

I'm not as powerful as one. I don't have the same powers they do, nor do I draw energy from The Green Sun. I'm just as omniscient as Doc Scratch is, meaning, I have the same vast intellect he does. Essentially, I know everything, and stuff I don't know, I can figure out in less than a second. And the Reality Gauntlet is used for warping reality to my will, when needed, so I didn't need the Dimension Ring, and my version of the Dimensional Hole can transcend time as well as space, and I mastered it, so I don't need time travel nor teleportation, since I technically already can. And I dunno about the Bastion Ring. Maybe the Power Ring would be more useful. *shrugs*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

It would have been better, anyways. Ugh.

Let's just hope Image doesn't get more benefit out of these rings as we will. He probably will, though. Master craftsman-he can tweak powers to his liking like that. The Rings may be too picky, but who knows. He's crazy good like that.

...

DWI: You're missing four Rings, thief...

*The unknown, mostly unimportant thief states that she only saw three rings leave the case whens she took it. This conversation obviously excludes the rings already taken by the group she stole it from.*

DWI:...You seem trustworthy enough for me to believe you. It must mean that they didn't know the full set included one more than what the collector of these rings assumed.

*The thief raises an eyebrow*

DWI: The last ring is called the Deception Ring, or the Ring of Deception, or whatever you will call it. It's the opposite of the Knowledge Ring: It obscrufates one's location from even the omniscient and makes ones's existence in an area totally undetectable. You wouldn't notice me if you were grabbing onto my midsection if I wore it-you'd never be able to tell, even if my presence was obvious. You'd completely ignore it. It was probably the most important ring of the lot, in that I would rather quickly assassinate Justice and his co-horts without them noticing at all...But no matter. It appears that it wasn't here to begin with. Naturally, being the ring that it is, it's impossible to scry it's location, so it is safe to say it was unlikely in the first place.

You have done well enough, regardless. These particular rings are powerful and useful all the same, and better in our hands than the hands of Justice. You are dismissed until further notice. You'll find your paycheck at the end of the week.

*The thief grins and walks away*

*Krathlos appears*

Krathlos: You seem to be an awfully...Merciful sort.

DWI: Not mercy. I do not expect what is blatantly impossible. If that particular ring was not there to begin, then so be it, and in any case, this is a major blow to the group in general, even with 3 left for them. These rings are exceptionally powerful-barring a master of magic, the elemental rings will outdo any of their respective magics, as an example. Of course...Only two can be worn at a time. Any more and the powers cancel out each other. Too many cooks in the kitchen, so to speak.

Krathlos: ...So, what is your plan exactly?

DWI: Barring we find anything that could be quicker, we must do two things: First, however powerful he may be-slaying your father is no easy task, after all-

Krathlos: WHAT?!

DWI: Oh, yes. My scouts just recently got back. The Black slew Lrd English, and quite quickly might I add. He was putting up a good fight against the Locals, one he was practically guarenteed victory in...Until the Black appeared and gouged his eyes out. Then the Black slipped into the CAIRO OVERCOAT whist Lrd English was attempting escape...At that point, Lrd English was as good as dead. My Scouts could have done nothing against such a powerful foe. They're scouts, not fighters.

Krathlos: HRRGH...LET ME KILL HIM.

DWI: I would be hesitant. This was a...New...Lrd English...Not the one that fathered you.

Krathlos: ...What?

DWI: Indeed...I noticed something curious. A Vast Honk was unleashed, which killed another Thief of mine, the one that destroyed the Master Ring after I made sure it was irrelevant. The Lrd English that was slain was not there at the time, which means...

Krathlos: Two of my father...But how did he survive an Armageddon? I was there for it, I knew he wasn't among those who made it to safety! And on that note, where did the new one come from? And which is which?

DWI:...That is a befuddling mystery. I'll look into it if I can. Alternatively...You could, if you so wish. It may prove useful.

Krathlos: ...I shall.

*Krathlos vanishes.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, for f**k's sake. Captain Fanfic is back!? AGAIN!? AGH. But whatever. Let's hope this Image guy doesn't find one of THOSE rings. ...Forget I said anything. =n=

[Wander]

I will forget EVERYTHING that you said and go back to fantasizing about being as awesmazing as Soundwave

*stares off into the distance ouo*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Your action is impossible! You don't know WHY, but several areas around the universe are all scry-proofed, meaning even you can't penetrate them-among those locations is this place, but you're inside it's blackout radius, so that's irrelevant. However, the source you attempted to gather information from is currently under one of those other blackouts. You couldn't even tell if it's the enemy base or not-there are just too many of them.*

*TNT has ignored your statements completely, as he's busy with more maps.*

*ST is busy fixing the giant wooden antenna on top of the wooden shack*

*FT is practicing magic of several types*

*ET is guarding, again.*

*PT is farming the crops*

*RT is running about, stepping on Shellder and gaining EXP for all the selves little-by-little.*

*MT is napping*

*JT is also napping.*

[Sir Sivelos]

I'm bored, and I'm tired. SOOOOOO *is hugging my Waddle Dee plush*

[Wander]

*hugs Soundwave action figure*

*INTERNALLY CRIES BECAUSE ITS NOT REALLY REAL*

I want that one Soundwave figure

where it's pretty big

AND CAN ACTUALLY TRANSFORM INTO A BOOMBOX

AND HAS ALL OF HIS CHILDREN INSIDE AS TAPES

AND THEY ALL TRANSFORM TOO

//dies

[The-Hydra]

/Buries Hajime

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Unburies Hajime*

JT: *Snuggles Hajime with his cuteness* :3

[The-Hydra]

/is enraged at the unburying of his future meal