The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Wander]

oh so that's what it was

I didn't think ruffain was misspelled at all ahahaha //dies

*revives anyway and prepares, uh, her ground bridge bracelet. to go get some mechs. yeah :I*

[Sir Sivelos]

But it's ruffian. o3o

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

TNT: Prepare to die, bloke!

RANDOM RUFFAIN, WHO LIKES MISSPELLING HIS NAME ON PURPOSE: Now, Heroes, you stand no chance against me, 'cause I'm actually four blokes!

*RANDOM RUFFAINS CHALLENGE THE PXR PARTY!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Um. Okay! *Sivelos uses tech: Astral Hurricane! Sivelos raises his hand, which is surrounded by a small, dark vortex, arcing with lightning. Sivelos points at the RUFFAINS and several massive tendrils of black clouds, still arcing with electricity, shoot out towards the said RUFFAINS, shocking them with several thousand gigawatts worth of lightning.*

[Wander]

BRACELET POWERS GOOOO

*opens a ground bridge and drags out MtMtE Whirl*

HI: OH GAWD NOT YOU GET OUT OF HERE

Whirl: Wha- *is shoved back into the 'bridge*

HI: okay lets try again *drags out G1 Shockwave* 'EEEYYY, IT'S SPACE GUN!

Shockwave: What?! Where-

HI: SHADDAP AND TURN INTO A SPACE GUN *grabs Shockwave and makes him transform into his gun mode*

*starts shooting at the RUFFAINS with SPACE GUN who's name is Shockwave but whatever SPACE GUN sounds much better*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*RANDOM RUFFAINS dodge both of your attacks. One of them is axed by TNT, probably due to his now ridiculous luck stat balancing out their insane evasiveness.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*The remaining tendrils, which is all of them, because the attack didn't connect, turn around, and begin their pursuit of the RUFFAINs once more. For storm tendrils, they're damn persistent.*

[Wander]

HI: SPACE GUN YOU HAVE FAILED ME.

Shockwave: Will you stop calling me that?!

HI: NO NOW GET OUTTA HERE *opens another ground bridge and throws SPACE GUN into it*

now to get someone else *drags out Sixshot*

AWWW YIISSSS MORE GUNS

Sixshot: Where the frag-

HI: SHADDAP AND TURN INTO A GUN *also makes him transform into his gun mode and uses him to shoot at the RUFFAINS again*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The RANDOM RUFFAINS dodge the tendrils again, this time leading and slamming the Astral Hurricane Tendrils into Silveos and Hajime! TNT, despite his ridiculous luck, has also missed.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*However, since it is my attack, it has no effect on me. However, the same cannot be said for Icy. .n. Thousands upon millions of gigawatts of electricity are bombarding Icy with pain! So, so much pain.*