The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

OKAY. *walks back to Sivelos*

So, yeah, that's Rin.

I COULD CARE LESS.

I thought so. >_>

Hmm? 9h, what is g9ing 9n 9ver here?

OH GOD IT'S KANKRI.

OH ****.

[Rin Kagamine]

*sigh*
*starts peeling an orange*
Looks like things are getting crazy around here. I never knew you were friends with trolls, Sivy.

[Sir Sivelos]

Of course I am. (I'm also better at RPing as them...)

9h, Sivel9s. H9w is y9ur day g9ing?

Um... Good, Kankri, thanks for asking. Y-you? e_e

... O:B

Well, I'm glad y9u asked; my day is g9ing w9nderfully, thank y9u. I had a nice... what d9 y9u humans call it? 9h, yes, a snack, that's right. It was an a6s9lutely delecta6le 69wl 9f G9ld Fish. I was unaware that y9ur human snacks were so p9sitively delecta6le! Perhaps I sh9uld indulge s9me m9re 9f my fav9rite f99d preferences... *proceeds to go off on an ridiculously long ramble about his food preferences, trigger warnings included*

...That's nice. ewe (OH GOG SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP GOG KANKRI SHUT YOUR ****ING MOUTH)

[Rin Kagamine]

*chucks an orange in Sivy, Karkat, and Kankri's direction*

SHAAAADAAAAP! I'm trying to eat my orange!

...where did it go?

[Sir Sivelos]

*catches the orange and hands it back to Rin* What do you think you're doing!? If you get him going, he won't-

Miss Rin! That was a highly rude gesture! I am feeling very triggered. I supp9se I must explain. The f9ll9wing trigger warnings include, 6ut are n9t limited t99... *begins another sermon on trigger warnings in an extremely condescending manner*

WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEEE

[Rin Kagamine]

*rofl*

[Sir Sivelos]

*several hours later*

...N9t 9nly c9uld I have 6een seri9usly injured by y9ur 9range, 6ut it c9uld have triggered s9me9ne else wh9 is allergic t9 the citric acid within. Furtherm9re...

He's still going. e_e

[Rin Kagamine]

*several hours later*

...N9t 9nly c9uld I have 6een seri9usly injured by y9ur 9range, 6ut it c9uld have triggered s9me9ne else wh9 is allergic t9 the citric acid within. Furtherm9re...

He's still going. e_e

*giggles*

This guy reminds me of someone.

[Sir Sivelos]

...KANKRI! I THINK I SAW SOME TRIGGER WARNINGS OVER THERE!

What? Where!? I must alter pe9ple 9f this at 9nce! *runs off*

...SNRK... OH GOG, HE'S FINALLY GONE. I THINK I FELL ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS ****ING SERMON.

[Rin Kagamine]

...KANKRI! I THINK I SAW SOME TRIGGER WARNINGS OVER THERE!

What? Where!? I must alter pe9ple 9f this at 9nce! *runs off*

...SNRK... OH GOG, HE'S FINALLY GONE. I THINK I FELL ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS ****ING SERMON.

Hehelol *randomly hugs Karkat from behind*