The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

LET'S GO *SIVELOS uses TECH: Lotus Razor! Several spinning lotus-like razor blades spawn in near SIVELOS, and are flung at high velocities toward the boarspiders. They seem to home in on them.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Boarspiders die horribly to all attacks. The ones caught in them, anyways.*

Teal: Gravity increase incoming!

Tazz: What?

*Gravity quickly intensifies in the area, making it very hard to climb. Projectiles will fall MUCH easier if not purely energy-based. Also bodies, as MORE of the horde drops from the ceiling due to increased gravity, taking damage-if not dying-from the fall.*

Tazz: OK, point taken! They come from the ceilings! *Tazz uses the Random Yvetal's Wrath and his 100,000,000-sword strike!*

[Sir Sivelos]

EXPLOSIONSSSSSSSS *SIVELOS goes wild, abusing the FULLY CHARGED GALLIGATH'S HAMMER'S fiery steel, creating large fiery explosions this way and that. Fire is quickly spread all over the place, and soot is everywhere.*

[Shiny Totodile]

Whoa there, you were halfway to winning.

[Sir Sivelos]

Who said we were losing?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Indeed, Silveos is right, you have slain them all. Kind of...They just came back out of another large hole in front of you. At least this time they're all on the ground.*

Teal: I would like to think that the Bonfire is in the next room over! We must advance!

*Tazz uses LV. 9999 TOXIC: LIQUID DEATH! Tazz sprays a hyper-lethal cocktail of toxins towards the Boarspiders, insta-killing all who touch it.*

[Sir Sivelos]

ADVANCE! *SIVELOS uses TECH: MARIONETTE OF WAYFARING SOULS! Sivelos extends his hand, and a ghostly aura enshrouds it. The Boarspiders (any others that crawled out) stop in their tracks and lunge at each other. They proceed to brutally annihilate each other.*

Yesssss.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*It works for all of two seconds. The Matriarch screams in the distance-who else?-and the Boarspiders don't just resume attacking you, they form up into a massive golem just to do it.*

Teal: OPEN FIRE WITH THE UV GUNS!

*Teal and Tazz fire with the UV guns. It works almost instantly, scattering the golem and making them honestly retreat into the Matriarche's den.*

Tazz:...Well, now we know for sure...

Teal: So, you said you had a plan for this?

Tazz: Yes, just a simple calling in of favors...

[Sir Sivelos]

So, do we advance? *SIVELOS hops from foot to foot in anticipation.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Don't go into the cave itself, but yes...

*Advances to the Matriarch's Den opening, but stops there, sizing up Universe Edge to prevent the Boarspiders from passing. Mostly.*