The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[windsagesety]

Yes.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((I'll be careful. And to better illustrate what would happen: In a dungeon, an enemy might have a Manetric to attack you with. On Simple, It'll have no IVs or EVs and it wouldn't have moves above 60 BP. Normal would be regular IVs, some EVs in random places, and a few moves of 90 BP. Complex, it's likely to have great IV's across the board and some EV training with a Sitrus berry. Maddening and it'll be flawless IVs, perfect EV training, and moves seen on competetive teams with the strategy to go with it and a Choice Scarf/Specs. Imposssible either gives it a Mega Stone on top of the aforementioned stuff in Maddening (yes, including the other items), or turns it into a Raikou with the aforementioned.))

OK then...I haven't actually tried Maddening before...I'm definitely not feeling lucky enough to try Impossible, actually, and it's not like we can actually die for real...So, howabout this: We'll take Normal if we're in a real rush, we'll take Complex if we THINK the Dark Writs'll appear, and Maddening-THEN Impossible, maybe-when we're sure we can do it. Seem cool to you guys?

...I've heard of some rumors that difficulty setting isn't possible in some dungeons...But that'll be few and far between.

[Sir Sivelos]

Yeah... Well, anyway. How close are we to the Superdimension?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Your question is answered immediately: Everyone not wearing a seatbelt is suddenly slammed against the wall, with Windsage crushing Sivelos and Lillith-Tazz giving Windsage Marshmellow Hell.*

Lillith-Tazz:...We're here...*Actually notices Windsage*...Oh, hello there.

*This superdimension hosts a familiar sight for Sivelos...A Mincia Dimensional Cluster!*

*...Wait a minute, it's THE Mincia Dimensional Cluster. The Knoweldge ring asserts that structure on world 20974571409657458096342671 is, in fact, YOUR house, and that bubble of area is the AntIvOId home base on the Land of Oceans and Void (which is not a Homestuck world)! This is completely impossible by what you understand thus far, and warrants further investigation if nothing else.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hey guys, sleepover at my house! *flies over to my house* ...Holy ****, it IS my house...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You're nowhere near your house! You just sense it, but it's relatively close in terms of space travel. In any case, you're slower than your ship is, so there's no point in leaving...*

Tazz:...What the actual f***? Like, is that really it?!

I'm picking up huge energy readings from down there...Might be your buddy Dark Chaos...In any case...This is really, really worth investigating. Captain, take us down there, to our 'base...'

Storm: Aye.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hoo Boy. If it is, everyone get your defenses as high as possible. D.C. has astronomically high offenses... Even his weakest attacks can take off almost 90 percent of higher leveled folks' HP. He's also quite agile... Keep on your guard, if it IS him.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

COULD be worse, of course, or something completely different. In any case...Get ready.

*You arrive in your old base...Everything is as you left it, barring the Dimensional Holes that were here previously, a sign that something immensely powerful is here. Or nearby...But the Knowledge ring fails to figure out what's casuing it. It's definitely at your old base, but it's like it's not there at all!*

[Sir Sivelos]

How mysterious, and how equally infuriating.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*It is at THIS convenient moment that Dark Chaos appears out of a Dimensional Hole...Leading to your base in the first Superdimension! Sivelos reconnnects with Dark Mind! (Because I DIDN'T forget he was back there.)*

Dark Chaos: RRRRRRRGHGAAAAAGAGHGAGHAGGHGAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

*Dark Chaos then pants. Apparently that was harder than it looked.*