The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

I think it's mandatory to pass on. *SIVELOS continues attacking enemies with the Ultimate Galaxia.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Actor-Ninjas: Youmissyoumissyoumiss!

*Yes, you missed. You missed every one with EVERY attack, even the haze they are visibly standing in. The narrator agrees that they are, indeed, bulls**t. Actor-Ninjas, as a class and a foe, are despised for an evasion so huge it's nigh-impossible to land hits with, as well as actually being strong in general. They are also despised for being as annoying as f***. They throw their pizzas at Tazz and you, dealing good damage. You'd have to find a way to make sure you get a clean shot at them...Otherwise you might as well be trying to shoot a fly with a shotgun at 500 feet. Oh, and no buckshot: you're firing a wide spread in this example as well.*

*The scopemen continue sniping your weak points.*

*The Cuckoos are rather odd: They have LITERALLY nonexistent offenses but are huge tanks and very fast, so they're trying to get in the way and stat up allies, specifically in speed.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*rolls eyes.* Okay. *SIVELOS uses GOD TECH: COSMIC CATACLYSM, level 9999!!! The explosion engulfs the entire room, not damaging any allies.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Scopemen counter with LV. 9999 ASTRAL REFLECTION! Any Star-based attacks bounce off harmlessly off them. The explosion fails to scratch them.*

*The Cuckoos still survive, but barely.*

Actor-Ninjas: Youmiss!

*You, indeed, missed. They have maximized their uberhax evasion to dodge the whole, completely-room encompasing attack. SOMEHOW. Attacking the whole room apparently doesn't work to hit them. It's more about making sure they can't move...Or can't move faster than your attacks, at least...*

[Dragotech]

Chibi Drago used Lvl 1000 CHIBISPLOSION! There are now a thousand tiny Chibi Dragos running around.
That was... kinda pointless.

Dark Chibi Drago arrives... What did you do?

Ummm become chibi?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The actor Ninjas forget what they were doing to stare at the Chibi-Dragos. Same with the scopemen. The Cuckoos...Not so much.*

[Dragotech]

*Chibi Drago facepalm*

Dark Chibi Drago: BECOME UNCHIBI!!

Chibi Drago: Fine...

Normal Drago and Dark Drago now stand not Chibi... though the battlefield is still rampant with mini chibi dragos...

*Double Drago FACEPALM!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses TECH: TEMPORAL MARATHON, level 9999!!! SIVELOS moves at speeds faster than light and does horribly unspeakbly violent things to the ACTOR-NINJAs with ULTIMATE GALAXIA.*

[Wander]

Holy ****, what have we missed?

a lot apparently

BUT HEY I BROUGHT THESE GUYS //gestures to G1 Dinobots

ME, GRIMLOCK, ONLY CAME BECAUSE YOU, HUMAN, ASKED NICELY.

ME, SLAG, COME BECAUSE ME WANT TO DESTROY ENEMIES.

UH, ME, SLUDGE, COME BECAUSE ME FOLLOW HIM, GRIMLOCK.

You ever think that bringing these guys might have been a bad idea?

hey man, sure they can be a bit stupid-

A bit stupid?

-but they can still frag you up if you mess with them

US, DINOBOTS, APPRECIATE HUMAN COMPLIMENT.

[Sir Sivelos]

Icy, tell them to go kill those guys. *points at the Cuckoos, Actor-Ninjas, and Scopemen*