The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*DIFFICULTY: Simple, Normal, Complex, Maddening, or Impossible?*

[Sir Sivelos]

...Complex. Complex all the way across the bleak sky.

[Dennis Jansen]

I have no idea what Your talking about...

[Sir Sivelos]

The difficulty. Apparently this place is a dungeon now?

*All of a sudden, strange shadows begin coming out of the trees. They appear humanoid, but their structure seems to defy the laws of physics all together. They have glowing white eyes and translucent black, vaporous bodies. They don't seem particularly happy to see you.*

Chaos Guardian 1: Intruders...

Chaos Guardian 2: Begone from this place...

*With that, they quickly grab up Dennis at light-speed and inflict level 9999 WITHER POISONING, sapping Dennis of his life force in milliseconds. Dennis has been slain. He respawns a couple feet away.*

[Dennis Jansen]

Ehm... im only affected by normal poison... from moves like toxic...

*goes away from the wierd evil guys*

[Sir Sivelos]

((Imagine it as a very overkill toxic then.))

*The Chaos Guardians, obviously different from the Ant-like ones seen before, are still highly aggressive towards the group. They quickly rush the Tazzes, picking them off one by one with their armor-piercing level 9999 Wither poison.*

Oh boy. This isn't good... *SIVELOS equips the STINGER and slashes the arm off of one of the Chaos Guardians. It hisses, and quickly reforms. For a split second, their true form is revealed; a tall, skinny individual wearing a dark grey cloak that covers their entire body. Their hands are lost in the sleeves, and their feet seem nonexistent. Their glowing white eyes peer out of their dark hoods. They quickly return to their amorphous state. By the way, there are only two of them.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Tazzes quickly regroup into the one, and the Anime Girl Plague-infected ones just leave the dungeon and head back. Best keep someone holding down the fort. The other Chaos Guardian attempts to poison Tazz, but Tazz, being a Wither Lord d(a)emon, is completely immune.*

*Tazz responds by summoning OBI-FAN KANOBI. Tazz's summoner ability QUICK SUMMON gives the summon a turn to act when it's summoned. OBI-FAN KANOBI opens his return debut with his lethal fan powers to blow away the smoky bodies of the Chaos Guardians. Being totally nonliving, it is immune to Wither Poison, so naturally OBI-FAN will force them to take a more corporeal form.*

Tazz: Wow, immediately.

[Ganyu]

Hah, poison? That's a mere treat~

*summons elemental bird* *casts Heaven's Azure Radiance!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*The Chaos Guardians return to their Hooded forms.*

Chaos Guardian 1: Abominations... Space-time distortions given sentience... You do not belong here!

*The Chaos Guardian gestures to the churning waves of the Black Water caused by the presence of the Elder Souls. Also, now that they are no longer ethereal, you can now get a closer look at them. Their robes are a deep black, and their carapaced faces are a deep rouge color. These seem to be modeled after Dark Chaos, so expect high attack and speed.*

Dark Chaos Guardian 1: *casts tech: SOLID EVIDENCE, level 9999!!! Ecrivain is now locked into a solid body, and is unable to do anything unique to his phantom body, and is unable to transform back into a phantom until he leaves the Garden of Oblivion. All abilities of magic are still available.*

*SIVELOS is attacking the second D.C.G with the STINGER.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Did you even BRING Elder Souls?*

*Velvetine, Teal, Storm, Gear, or Pandora? QUAKE is still recovering.*