<OK, Sonic...It looks like somebody intercepted you for some reason. As a result, I have a good feeling you are nowhere near where you->

*Finds S2's position, which is nowhere near where he wanted. Hajime is in the correct location.*

...

<OK, looks like you are actually NOWHERE near where you want to be. Whatever did this signaled you out because of the dimensional needle. Smart. As for where you are...You're not going to like it, but judging on your description, you're in an execution courtyard, where a bada** comes to kick your a** in one-on-one. Only one person has ever survived against the kind of foes they send after you, and that was when the foe was very rusty...Prepare for anything. Prepare for EVERYTHING...Oh!>

<They're smart enough to make it tough to pull you out, but I can send stuff in. Now, I KNOW THIS WEAPON IS RIDICULOUS, BUT IT IS POWERFUL LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS, SO JUST MAN UP AND GET READY TO SHOOT S**T WITH IT.>

*Sends S2 the weapon, conjuring it up with his high IMAGINATION stat.*

*The weapon appears in front of S2, hovering onimously...But, insanely, it is an Uzi made to fire Pez. This is what you get for having a guy who swears he doesn't exist give you a weapon.*