*TNT Auto-parries with a jump, using high IGNORANCE stat to ignore Ecrivain's glare*
THAT ALL YOU GOT?! *TNT uses LV. 99 AERIAL ACE: KING OF THE BLUE SKIES*
*TNT starts moving so fast seeing where he's going is nigh-impossible! He attacks all the Revenankhs at once, then discovers the real one and attacks that furiously*
*COMBO! TNT uses LV. 99 BULLETECH: JUST ENOUGH DAKKA*
*A lucky group of orcs take a picture with tears streaming down their faces as TNT launches enough projectiles at Revenank, ranging from lasers to bullets to Wither Skeletons to death bananas to Cthulhu (or whatever his name was) cloning machines, that it somehow has reached JUST enough Dakka, which the orcs thought was impossible. The projectiles home in on Revenankh!*
*SAVAGE UPBRIND! 100X DAMAGE MULTIPLIER!!*
*TNT DID 4,537,289,437,943,897,348,953,495,489,400 DAMAGE TO REVENANKH!! THAT WAS SERIOUSLY OVERKILL!! REVENANKH'S FIRST HEALTH BAR (of 5) is completely gone and can no longer be healed!*
Wait a second...this guy has FIVE health bars?!?!?!
Revenankh: <...Well, duh, I'm a boss...>
THE EXTRA DAMAGE DOESN'T EVEN SPILL OVER?!
Revenankh: <...Did you really think I'd LET you people win? Besides, if the damage spilled over there wouldn't be any point in having five health bars except to look fancy.>
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT A-actually, Nevermind. I've seen worse. In fact, I'VE KILLED WORSE!! WAAAAAAY WORSE!! COME AT ME BRO!!!




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