*Stares at destroyed M2 Browning in annoyance*

Ahhhh maaan... He broke my Maduse...

*Conjures a Mark 19*

*Begins Rapidly firing Grenades at the Machokarp*

*Ninja'd!*

*comes up with an ingenous idea*

*dissipate fuses the two weapons*

Skittle Grenade Machine Cannon Thing!!!

*aims at mouth*

Eat Skittle Grenades!