Quote Originally Posted by The Nonexistent Tazz View Post
OHNOYOUDON'TF***INGCHICKEN *Teleports Scorch back in the water and resumes drowning, holding him by the legs* NOTUNTILIFEELLIKELETTINYOUGO!

...I have no clue how this will help. This might just give Scorch a phobia of water, or a phobia of me.
*has a new phobia of being tied to trees*
*starts thinking about Plato* Meep!