*It works for all of two seconds. The Matriarch screams in the distance-who else?-and the Boarspiders don't just resume attacking you, they form up into a massive golem just to do it.*

Teal: OPEN FIRE WITH THE UV GUNS!

*Teal and Tazz fire with the UV guns. It works almost instantly, scattering the golem and making them honestly retreat into the Matriarche's den.*

Tazz:...Well, now we know for sure...

Teal: So, you said you had a plan for this?

Tazz: Yes, just a simple calling in of favors...