The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Excellent, I like new allies.

Light Chaos: "A small warning, my allies...I may be forced to depart...Quickly, at less than a moment's notice. There is some unfortunate business I had to deal with...I had heard rumors of a second Lrd English waltzing about, and I didn't believe a word of it...Until he brazenly showed up at the Gardens and annihilated most of the defense without warning...

Tazz:...WHAT THE F***?! TWO OF THEM?!!? THERE'S TWO OF THEM?!?!?

*The many Trolls and some of the Orcs freeze in fear of the name. The Draken and Merachi fear nothing, but the latter react in great shock.*

Tazz:...ARE THERE ANY MORE LRD ENGLISHES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!

Light Chaos: That was my reaction. And I agree, that does seems odd, considering that one of them was annihilated by The Black. Doubly weird, he was not in his usual attire...Most of his infamous 'Cairo Overcoat' was actually black with green trimmings, rather than the regular green with the multicolored trimmings. I requested some help from the Sovereign, he was tougher and more skilled than I anticipated, but by the time we came back, he had vanished. I was aware you visited only moments afterwards. The gardeners managed to repair the damage almost immediately, which is why, when you arrived, nothing seemed to have been wrong...The guards may have been particularly aggressive to you for no good reason over it, though...Sorry about that, I've told them to offer your group free passage in the future.

Tazz: THAT IS NOT EASING MY COCNERNS!!!

Light Chaos: Well...He doesn't seem capable of Superdimensional Travel, like I am. It is incredibly tiring, and requires Spatial energy, a trait he lacks heavily...I may need to sit down...In any case, I have high reasons to hope that he's constrained to a single Superdimension, so at least his range of devastation is limited. I didn't manage to get into contact with The Black...It seems like there's simply no way to do so, actually, he just appears and vanishes when he will...

*Light Chaos sits down. He looks incredibly tired, despite the fact that, if done right, he'd only have to have made one journey between Superdimensions to get here (going through the holes of the Mincia Intersuperdimensional Cluster*

[Sir Sivelos]

Well, there is a theory that matter repeats itself across major distances... So it's not entirely implausible if there's a second L.E.

But I don't think that theory is in effect here.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Superdimensions have a definite size and shape and do not have 'repetetive matter.' Despite that, if you hit the 'edge,' it's like those cartoons where the characters run across the same background over and over again, and you come out on the other 'edge.' Outside of that, the theory is out of play.*

...Why is life so complicated?!

[Sir Sivelos]

I don't know, Tazz... I don't know. Anyway... L.C., you said you had important business. Is it something we should know about?

[Sonic20]

Two Lord Englishes.

GG guys.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tazz: Well, one has been annihilated, so really, only one Lrd English. BUT STILL!!

Light Chaos: Dealing with the destructive Lord should he ever return to my realm. I haven't a clue where he is, but he could return at any moment. For that matter, I haven't a clue WHY he would pick that place specifically to start his rampage either, barring the knowledge that I am one-half of the strongest being in that Superdimension. Speaking of which...Everywhere I and my Dark alternate go, I and he feel a similar presence, in every world, a presence of pinnacle strength. My true form is the only one with the abilities you'd come to associate with it, Sivelos...But, my friends, I would still tread lightly, for these things are truly powerful-just like Nidhogg. Granted, I only know they exist, I sadly haven't the foggiest idea where they may lie...Or if it is wise to even go there.

Tazz: OK, wonderful. We have that. Really big things, vauge location, murder for A-class L00T.

Light Chaos: I didn't say 'murder for-'

Tazz: That's essentially what you said.

Light Chaos: They could be hospitable, completely hospitable, and could feel our plight. Do not assume. Of course, in a sense, if they are feral or less-than-pleased by us, then yes, they would drop very powerful artifacts...

Tazz: So, yeah, kill 'em. But no time to argue, we're almost there.

[Sir Sivelos]

I think I might know what you're talking about, L.C. They're called the Colossals. Think of a fusion of the Colossi from Shadow of the Colossus and the Titans from AoT. But only three are particularly noteworthy... The Grand Colossals. There's only three of them in existence at the moment, but their size is not for show. They're pretty massive, both in size and strength. One of them, the Stormbringer, is capable of summoning cosmic hurricanes capable of ripping stars in two. The King of Titans can shatter a solar system with just one punch. And the Leviathan can freeze over oceans the size of planets. If those may be what you're referring too, L.C., then we're in for a beating.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Light Chaos:...No, Sivelos, I am sorry. They are not who I refer to...Though it would be dreadful to fight them, that I do not doubt. These entities, the ones I refer to, do not have any unified group unto which all members fall under and no other, they are completely independant of one another. They have many roles and are many things individually, but aside from their maximized power, they are essentially random entities who pose no relation to one another...

Tazz: Sivelos, they're Bonus Bosses, essentially. They're things we can't find normally and have to go out of our way to meet, are really freaking powerful and drop RIDICULOUS L00T. We don't know what they are to any extent outside of that. They don't play a role in the plot at all, they will never bother us on their own...Really, this just means they exist.

I mean, the bad guys don't even know. That's a good sign.

[Sir Sivelos]

...I suppose... Wait. If we get them on our side, it'd be a major advancement! Remember that Chalice of Charisma I found a long time ago?

[Wander]

you mean the thing that if you drink from it, it makes you a great public speaker or something? owo