The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Ganyu]

Well whatever, just don't expect me to help the party in future.

I was talking to Ecrivain.

How many Class-ups, Ecrivain?

Can something like me even gain class ups?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Well whatever, just don't expect me to help the party in future.

Can something like me even gain class ups?

Everyone can gain Class-Ups. Everyone. Actually, no, correction, everyTHING can get Class-Ups, even inanimate, nonsentient, nonliving rocks.

And if I recall, your CURRENT Class is 'Phantom Lord.' I'm going to wildly guess you literally haven't classed up even once beyond that, considering how you're talking about it, which makes you the weakest member of the party, tied with Volatile, who I cannot prove hasn't taken that 5 Class Ups yet, and literally so far behind everyone else that you're going to get screwed by almost anything we encounter. Of course, I know for a fact your Class is far more ridiculous than a random dude with wind powers, so you're more likely 'second-weakest,' but without Classing-Up, you're still DEFINITELY the Second-Weakest. I know you have one already, so use that. Immediately. Rectify this situation, immediately.

As for classes...There are literally so many classes you can probably say a random string of, like, twelve letters, and it'll be the name of a class. It could be anything, from 'teacher,' to 'overly-stern computer nerd,' to 'Flying rainbow unicorn of unlimited size and energy,' to something else I can't think of right now. Of course, they may have a lot of requirements...I doubt you're going to get the Flying Rainbow Unicorn class, Ecrivain.

And if you haven't even Classed-Up once and couldn't possibly make a decision...Allow me to pull out this old thing. *Whips out the Homestuck Class grid thing.*