The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You freeze some kind of shield surrounding her. Then you realize you just so happen to be in Ecrivain's little 'storage' for her spear, which all defenses she has bypassed.*

*She attacks you through the frozen bubble shield surrounding her with a simple spear jab to the face, nailing you between the eyes with the force of a bullet and doing you in instantly. You respawn a considerable distance away, inside the room Pandora and Lillith are in. Wander manages to get in just in time for her to combo into you for a BRUTAL AFFRONT, one-shotting you. Tazz rushes in immediately after that and immediately gets crushed by an attack that, due to speed, went unknown to you. Wander and Tazz both respawn where Pandora and Lillith are as well.*

Lillith: ...Trouble?

Pandora: They're just wussies.

Tazz: Angry girl! Very angry girl! Do NOT kill her!

[Ganyu]

*a string of profanities emits from the dark entity*

*Activates Artificer of the Infinite: The Rebecca Armor; a shield designed to counter her spear slowly materializes*

[Sir Sivelos]

That should have frozen her solid! Guess I still need to perfect that... *SIVELOS fires a beam at Rebecca, forming a cuff-like formation around her wrist, freezing it in place. SIVELOS continues firing these lasers until Rebecca is frozen in place.*

[Ganyu]

*forces the completion of the Rebecca armor*

Heads up, I'm running low on mana.

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS tosses a Mana Potion at Ecrivain. He then continues firing Restriction beams at Rebecca, forming the laser cuffs around her ankles and wrists.*

[Ganyu]

Merci, this potion is ravissante.

*swings armor against the spear, batting it until it's flung from her grip*

*rips open a dimensional hole and throws the spear into it*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Rebecca apparently does not need to move, nor need her spear, to use Magic.*

*Rebecca uses LV. 9999 MAGIC MINUTE: 60 MAKES AN HOUR! 60 Massive orbs of light fly out all around, at which point they shoot MASSIVE lasers of light in every direction, bombarding almost the whole room with massive light damage and freeing herself of the cuffs, also annihilating the 'Rebecca' Shield as it was only made to counter her spear. She takes the opportunity to create another Dimensional Hole and summon the spear to her hand from it, with which she attempts to stab you with.*

Rebecca: I REFUSE TO BE PUT DOWN, MY WILL IS IRON!

*Lillith throws some kind of perfume in Rebecca's face. The light show stops, and Rebecca, though still tightly holding the spear, sits down with an expression of much bemusement.*

Rebecca:...Oh, hey guys...What's going on? Hehehe...

Lillith: Hehehe, that won't hold forever, but it should work a couple of hours. It's kind of meant for easy brainwashing, actually...Or, reversal thereof, as it supposedly 'clenses the mind of all influences,' which apparently includes itself. In any case, she's kind of not really here at the moment. Just tell her anything and she'll believe it fairly easily...It may or may not stick, though.

Tazz:...OK then...Well, that's finally over with.

[Ganyu]

Should we tell her that we are friendly?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YES...But who to speak with her, whoever has the highest PULCHRITUDE and Charisma to make the situation absolutely reasonable even when she's not, erm...Groggy, I guess.

*The group goes silent. Nobody has a clear, standout PULCHRITUDE or Charisma stat from the rest.*

[Ganyu]

I guess we should just lock her away then...