The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Ganyu]

So what does my party do now?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You are a clever, clever boy. You realized that NO Midboss worth his salt would just die without even a light L00T$PL0$10N! You nail him in the face for a SAVAGE UPBRAID, killing him quickly and easily and causing a L00T$PL0$10N! Greens, Blues and Purples flood from his body, along with a nice pit of gold! Unfortunately, the Dwarves are still kind of around*

Leader Dwarf: MANDREW NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT 'MA PRECIOUS STORMDRAGON! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!

*The giant electric fan, which is electricity-proof now that you get a closer look at it, starts to gust even harder. You're going to have a hard time keeping your footing and keeping off of the edge. AUTO-FUMBLE CHANCE X2!*

*Meanwhile, Ecrivain asks an obvious question.*

Mermaid-Tazz: Well, duh. Go into the Dungeon and kick loads of frog a**.

Prinny-Tazz: Yeah, dood!

Rebecca: I hate how dungeon dwellers are so territorial...

*DUNGEON DIFFICULTY: Simple Regular Complex Maddening Impossible?!*

*DARE YOU BRING AN ELDER SOUL?! Gear, Teal, Pandora, Lillith, Velvetine?! QUAKE is STILL out of commission.*

[Sir Sivelos]

This is asinine... Oh well. I have a plan! *SIVELOS initiates one of his most powerful summons: THE WRATH OF EX-6!!! Every single Pokémon from BOTH of the EX-6 challenges are summoned around SIVELOS. Yes, every single one of them. Even Arceus and Mewtwo.*

[Ganyu]

Maddening. Oh and hmm, Pandora!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*They're all toys...Very DEADLY toys offensively, and some of the most powerful toys in existence, and even GIANT toys in this case. But they're still toys and easily fall victim to the Atomic Disassemblers, which pretty much shred anything.*

*Light Chaos uses LV. 9999 LIGHT OF THE DIVINE...But he AUTO-FUMBLES and casts it into the abyss.*

Light Chaos:Ahg! Sorry, that was not intentional!

*Lillith-Tazz uses LV. 7500 PLANETARY LANCE...But also AUTO-FUMBLES and casts it into the abyss as well*

Lillith-Tazz: Wow. That was bad.

*Rin-Tazz just fires the CANDY-CANE BLUNDERBASS, which works to clean out the frontlines of the rapidly-approaching Dwarves. You never thought Dwarves could approach this rapidly!*

*Storm uses some kind of razor-wind effect on the Giant Electric Fan of +10(million) Electric Resistance. The attack successfully destroys it in a hit.*

Storm: That's taken care of!

Rin-Tazz: Thank you!

*Meanwhile, at the Lilypad Castle...*

Pandora: Whooooooo! I actually get to go kill something!

Etna-Tazz: Hell yes. *The team enters the Dungeon*

*MADDENING DIFFICULTY SELECTED! Ladies and Gentlemen...FORWARD MOVEMENT!!!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses his Bard-of-Doom powers to give the Dwarves auto-fumble as well.*

Take that! Hoo-ha!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*It fails because it is physically impossible to cause or improve auto-fumble chances in Dwarves. Blame Species traits. While we're at it, it's a bad idea to throw a dwarf too. Of course...They are slower than you.*

*Lillith-Tazz takes to the air, careful to not tread close to the abyss and making sure enemy dwarf mages A) don't exist and B) don't use Gravity if they do. She then uses LV. 7500 PLANETARY LANCE! A merging of two energies appears around Lillith-Tazz, one red and one blue, growing in size to absurd proportions, before merging and crashing into the Dwarves, scattering their ranks.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses TECH: OPTICANNON, level 9999!!! Several green eyes appear around SIVELOS, glowing with a harsh green light. SIVELOS's eyes don a similar glow, and all of the eyes (including SIVELOS), charge up a ball of green energy, which explodes into a massive beam of energy that decimates a large portion of the dwarves' army.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yeah, bye-bye Dwarves. They're all dead.*

Leader Dwarf:...Well, s**t. Everyone else, get back to the Glowing Fortress! Magrahn, amplify the Shadows!

*The nonsensical statement of 'amplify the shadows' does not make sense and you disregard it...Until you realize the black void is actually moving up the walls. Hoo boy. Relative to you, the city entrance is the high ground, so you'd best find this Glowing Fortress before the void consumes you to death...That'll likely put your respawn on hold. Or, if everyone dies...Well, you have an Elder Soul, so Storm will die and the rest of you will get kicked out. That isn't good.*

*Storm is mercifully moving VERY fast to the city gate.*

[Ganyu]

*shadow kicks everyone forward*