The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Ganyu]

*casts Liquid Vortex Entrapment on the Giant Frog*

Hopefully this slows it enough for everyone to pull off dual attacks.

*casts Supernova Quarter. Four portals open around the Giant Frog Prince and the heat blasts from four supernovas engulfs it*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Mermaid-Tazz uses a double-helping of LV. 9999 AQUA TAIL!*

*Etna-Tazz uses two LV. 9999 FIRE BLASTS!*

*Prinny-Tazz uses two LV. 9999 EXPLOSIONS! She returns each use for a dollar.*

*Pandora just goes in and applies the Arbitarian Fire vigorously, but the watery prison stops that plan from getting very far.*

*IN fact, all of the attacks didn't get anywhere at all. They all did exactly 1 point of damage, and I mean 'EXACTLY exactly 1 point,' not '1 point with 12-13 trailing zeroes attached.' This guy probably has some mechanic revolving around his mouth...In any case, yeah, you really wasted your energy there.*

Prinny-Tazz: REALLY, DOOD?!?!?!

*YES, REALLY!!! Oh, yes, the frog attempts to eat one of you, but he misses, which leaves his mouth open...*

[Ganyu]

YOU COULD'VE SAID SO EARLIER, ******* NARRATOR!!!

*calmed down*

*activates Artificer of the Infinite: Rebecca Spear and javelin-throws in it into the frog's mouth*

*prepares a supercharged Shadow Ball just in case the mechanic is destroyed*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*As Karma, you nail a SAVAGE UPBRAID and do 90% of it's HP in damage immediately.*

*Prinny-Tazz gets thrown into his mouth, exploding and respawning for another dollar. The Giant Giant Frog Prince has 1 HP% left...And he flees, opening the way and dropping a lot of L00T, none of which isn't at least Rare in rarity, though there are a few Epics as well.*

Mermaid-Tazz: I hate it when they run like that. But eh. That's over. Let's remember to aim for the mouth next time...

[Sir Sivelos]

Hoo boy. Maybe we can puncture a hole through their wings so they fall to... whatever it is down there. Probably not, though... I bet there's gonna be some BS mechanic that prevents us from doing so. But let us advance!!! *SIVELOS moves forward, keeping one eye on the vultures.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You reach the outside.*

*You quickly realize that the idea of even fighting the vultures, though very smart, is laughable at best. That same dumba** mechanic that kept you from flying or levitating from before is still in full effect, which would have made this MUCH easier in hindsight as these 'cliffs' are very narrow, basically ledges. You're going to need to rock climb. Mercifully, there's some harness. It's for a Dwarf so it won't fit very comfortably, but it'll save your a** if you fall, so all you need to do is one-shot the vultures and you'll be OK. Maghda delivered!*

*Fun fact: Those harnesses would not be there on Impossible Difficulty.*

Lillith-Tazz: Wow, I really didn't expect there to not be a trap.

Rin-Tazz: YAY! It's easy!

Lillith-Tazz:...There's probably no L00T, though.

Rin-Tazz: BOO! No L00T!

Storm: I personally prefer this over fighting through hordes of Dwarves anyday.

[Sir Sivelos]

Okay, uh... How are we gonna do this? There's only one harness, and four of us, not counting our troops.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Lillith-Tazz:...One at a time? The rest of us could take care of any vultures...

*OK, this narrator decides that, yes, this'll bore your mind out quickly, hence we will now timeskip to when you actually finish that bit.*

Lillith-Tazz: Well, that was long, boring, and certianly deserving of a timeskip. Anyways, not much further now...

[Sir Sivelos]

Quite. Let's a go! *SIVELOS moves forward!*

[Ganyu]

*impatiently button mashes A to progress*