The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Wander]

so many ribbits ohmai

//throws a wand towards allies, which protects them from enemy damage for 2 minutes

time to get all dem *SHUT DOWN*'s //shot

[Sir Sivelos]

SHUT DOWN!!! *SIVELOS uses BLADETECH: Bronze Helm, level 9999!!! Swinging the SoBF in intricate patterns, a ghostly image of the Crimson Helm (obviously made of bronze fire) appears, which proceeds to attack the mini boss!*

[Ganyu]

*unleashes a meteor storm onto the frogs*

[Sir Sivelos]

*The Bronze Helm continues its assault. Meanwhile, SIVELOS attacks as well.*

[Caite-chan]

*Sits in the benches and watches the fight with a bag of popcorn*

HELL YEAH!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The four lances are doused in water by an unknown magick, a beautiful silver-colored water that easily douses the bronze helm and stabs Sivelos on his pass.*

*The group looks up-there's more than one miniboss here! Above you lies a giant frog with eight arms, four of them gatling frog guns and the other four holding magic orbs, wearing wizard robes made of lilies. A giant frog wizard! His orbs glow, and the wand's effects fade prematurely.*

*TNTazz is trampled underfoot by the boss'es charge. The other Tazzes are trying to focus in on the wizard, but it seems he's got a magical barrier surrounding him, so it's hard to penetrate. Meanwhile, the miscellaneous units are blocking off the endless frog spawning behind you.*

*Oh, and of course, frogs. Gatling frog ammo flying everywhere.*

[Ganyu]

*rips open twenty more portals, bombarding the entire gate with meteors and asteroids SINCE THE FIRST STORM WAS IGNORED*

[Sir Sivelos]

*The Bronze Helm isn't actually made of fire! However, it does weaken it somewhat. It backs off to recover its strength.*

OOOOOH ME SPLEEN *SIVELOS continues attacking*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Your first meteor storm nail the bosses for respectable damage, but the second, aimed at the 'gates,' do nothing to the gates in range since both the lilypad gates are broken, the first fog gate has dissipated, and the second fog gate is invincible, so you're going to need to focus on the Giant Frog Knight and Giant Frog Wizard.*

*The Giant Frog Knight charges the Bronze Helm, giving it no quarter and destroying the phantom. Meanwhile, Sivelos is shot at with many frogs. Meanwhile, the Giant Frog Wizard, if those four frog gatling guns weren't enough, now starts to spam maximized magic missiles at Ecrivain.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*The Bronze Helm is still recovering.*

OW OW OW *SIVELOS uses TECH: RETURN TO SENDER, level 9999!!! A telekinetic force forces the bullets to travel in the opposite direction, so the frogs wind up shooting themselves.*