The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*There are way too many guards to zap them all at once, and your zap attack has huge AoE, so that's saying something big. They zerg rush you.*

[Anubis]

*Nephi, I'm pretty sure that banner isn't going to fly well with the mods. Even if it is adorable. But, what's your class again?*

FORWARD MOVEMENT! INTO THE CASTLE!

*You quickly reach the throne room, naturally the first room you find. The Giant Giant Frog Prince is absent, just a load of guards.*

*I forgot my class. All I remember is that I am a rainbow eagle named Paoli.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS swings the Thunder Edge in a wide arc, zapping any guards that have the misfortune of getting sliced by the blade.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You didn't even bother with mentioning the class at all! Can you politely recall what that is?*

*Meanwhile, Tazz and the Miscelanious units all tear into their sorry rear ends with an onrush of attacks. Even the Maddening-difficulty Trash Mobs are still Trash Mobs, and they turn into a small treasury of golden coins.*

[Sir Sivelos]

I'm just gonna

Uh *takes coins*

[Ganyu]

*grabs a handful of coins*

Moving along now~

[Sir Sivelos]

Indeed! *SIVELOS moves forward.*

[Ganyu]

*trails behind Sivelos*

[Sir Sivelos]

This is a nice castle. *continues moving forwards*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*There are a freakish load of guards. Of course, Pandora, as she has been doing, just spams Arbitarian Firewall to murder them all, leaving behind no L00T whatsoever. It's fast but kind of sad in a way, especially after the slaughter you just put those frogs through.*

*Partway through, you find a library. It's naturally filled with books.*

Tazz: Oohoohoohoohooh! *Rushes in to L00T all the books he can.*