The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Basically a bestiary / pokedex of every thing I've encountered. It auto-fills, but this volume is running out of room. I'mma enchant these tomes once we get back to the base...

[Ganyu]

I see. Maybe I can help. *weaves enchantment of knowledge storage into tome*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

OK, this place is cleaned out...Let's get going before anything happens-

*A swarm of really angry Giant Frog Libarians are coming at you. Their stats are through the roof due to that book theft. You will not survive a direct fight.*

*The party instinctively dives for the nearest door and locks it. The Librarians do nothing, unwilling to make noise.*

Tazz:...OK...*Turns to look at the contents of the room*...Oh?

[Ganyu]

Where are we?

[Sir Sivelos]

Thanks! *in the room*

…Mysterious. This room has the scent of mysterious within! *takes a big whiff of mysterious.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*That's actually perfume you're smelling. The room is staffed with giant female frogs, mostly covered up in pink, tending to what is QUITE CLEARLY an Elder Soul, who is currently sleeping.*

*This would be a jackpot, but the female frogs notice you and ribbit REALLY LOUDLY. You all grab your ears and fail to do anything, as the Elder Soul wakes up and the Giant Giant Frog Prince leaps in and grabs him, leaping out of the room.*

Tazz:...Aaaaaaahgh!

*The female frogs are otherwise noncombatants and flee. You at least know where to go.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS sighs.* Well, I didn't expect it to be THAT easy. Anyone see which way he hopped off to?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

That way!

*You go 'that way,' whatever vaugely defined way 'that way' is.*

[Sir Sivelos]

GET BACK HERE YOU JERK! *SIVELOS gives chase to the G.G.F.P.* ZAP! *SIVELOS fires a homing blast of lightning, specifically targeting the G.G.F.P. and not the ELDER SOUL. In fact, it will not deal damage to the ELDER SOUL if it happens to hit him/her.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You missed because the Giant Giant Frog Prince is NOT in the room you just entered. In fact, defying literally all logic, you are now in a room entirely made of what appears to be frozen soda, with no indication of the lilypads in the room before whatsoever. in fact, there isn't even a door-you literally just walked in through the walls, apparently.*

Oh no.

*From within the frozen soda, a small crack forms around the only item in the room, a minigun of some kind. A liquid stems out from above...Dr. Pepper! A living, sapient glob of Dr. Pepper! He picks up the minigun-in ONE hand!*

OK, I've faced him-

*BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! He takes his other hand and grabs the minigun's side, and the minigun turns into two, somehow larger miniguns, defying all laws of physics for the sake of awesomesauce! It's a sapient glob of Dr. Pepper, twice your size, with TWO miniguns!*

...Oh come on.

* DR. PEPPER 'EM WITH HOLES VERSUS THE ANTIVOID!!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ACTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!*