*You missed because the Giant Giant Frog Prince is NOT in the room you just entered. In fact, defying literally all logic, you are now in a room entirely made of what appears to be frozen soda, with no indication of the lilypads in the room before whatsoever. in fact, there isn't even a door-you literally just walked in through the walls, apparently.*

Oh no.

*From within the frozen soda, a small crack forms around the only item in the room, a minigun of some kind. A liquid stems out from above...Dr. Pepper! A living, sapient glob of Dr. Pepper! He picks up the minigun-in ONE hand!*

OK, I've faced him-

*BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! He takes his other hand and grabs the minigun's side, and the minigun turns into two, somehow larger miniguns, defying all laws of physics for the sake of awesomesauce! It's a sapient glob of Dr. Pepper, twice your size, with TWO miniguns!*

...Oh come on.

* DR. PEPPER 'EM WITH HOLES VERSUS THE ANTIVOID!!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ACTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!*