The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Thanks! *SIVELOS throws out the following GODMONS: Deus X, GODKARP, and RED LOBSTER.*

*DEUS X is basically a Mega Mewtwo X with Huge Power. Yes, Huge Power. Anyway, it proceeds to hit DPEWH with a level 9999 THOUSAND WAVES, which roots it to the spot. DPEWH can no longer move from his current location without the assistance of charge moves.*

*GODKARP, the legendary golden Magikarp, floats in the air and strikes DPEWH with a level 9999 MAGIKARP'S REVENGE (look it up on Showdown), which not only inflicts confusion onto DPEWH, but also severely lowers its defenses, whilst also drastically raising GODKARP's offenses and giving it a Magic Bounce status. It also begins raining. However, GODKARP must recharge from this devastating attack.*

*RED LOBSTER is GODKARP's superiors, a red Mega Gyarados. It begins viciously pelting DPEWH with level 9999 Hydro Pumps.*

Fufufu! Take that, sucker!

[Ganyu]

*summons three phantasmal oozes to attack DPWEH. Their ability Ghost Glue causes anything they touch (even intangibly) to be either filled in sticky slime or be adhered to their bulbous form*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS continues wailing on DPEWH, as do the godmons.*

[Ganyu]

Wailing? o_o

[Sir Sivelos]

((It means to keep attacking them.))

*SIVELOS's attacks persist!!!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You brutally attempt to f*** with DPEWH in a variety of ways. However, as his ammunition consists of carkeys, the slightly-bulletproof wraiths are torn a new one, and Ecrivain cannot summon them fast enough to keep up with the bulletstorm.*

*DPEWH doesn't even bother with Sivelos; a physical damage resistance of 98% means he can tank those blows no matter what.

*Concerning the movement penalty brought on by the Godmons, his ability 'Liquid form' cancels rooting effects out, considering he can just slide through with his form...Not like he's moving much anyways. The Rain heals DPEWH due to being made of liquid. His confusion makes his aim quite bad, but considering he doesn't even have to move to do anything (and self-harm would be minimal becauseo f his physical damage resistance), it's ultimately more useful for when he aims five feet to your left than when he hits himself.*

*Lastly, the phantasmal oozes attempt to clog the guns, but DPEWH's ability 'Maintenance' nullifies any attempts at any kind of equipment breaking/theft, which means they get turned to ectoplasma puddles before long. Tazz'es and Sivelos'es mindset of relentless attacking ultimately does scratch damage per-hit, which only chips off a small amount of DPEWH's HP. The Godmons are only somewhat more successful.*

Ominous:...Might I suggest ability nullifiers to remove his Maintenance so you can take the anti-Stogick miniguns? *Sets up another earth barricade.* You could easily harm him much quicker like that. I doubt he'll not have plently of backups, but exposing his weakness should make this faster.

Tazz:...Why didn't I think of that?! Wait, no, I don't have any myself...

*A golden orb of light flies into the room, going through the space where the door would be. It pauses for a second, possibly experiencing the same thing you did moments ago upon entering the room, before turning into an Observer. Or at least a human-sized form of an Observer. He seems a little...Panicked.*

Observer: Sivelos! The Seven days of Silence have been broken!

[Sir Sivelos]

Have they? How?? Also, ability nullifiers go! *SIVELOS unleashes a level 9999 GASTRO ACID onto DPEWH!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Observer: I guess this wasn't the most appropriate time...

*DPEWH easily spews out the Gastro Acid before you can take advantage of it. He IS a liquid, after all, it's like trying to replace the organs of a regular dude with acid...OK, maybe not really, but you get the idea. You may need another form of ability removal...*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS applies a Mold Breaker-esque effect onto the party.* NOW! DO IT NOW!

And yeah, this wasn't the BEST time.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Observer: It's urgent!

*Tazz unleashes two disarm attacks, and while he's totally vulnerable, the whole party starts tearing DPEWH a new one with electricity up the wazoo. Pandora sucks in leftover energy that don't hit DPEWH. It's still slow-going by all means, but his HP is definitely going down faster now. Plus, you're not dying while you do this. That's always a plus.*