The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses TECH: ARSENAL OF GEKIGAMI, level 9999!!! A massive bow forms in SIVELOS's hands, and he pulls the string back… and an arrow made of lightning forms, knocked in the bow. He fires, and a big explosion of lightning occurs upon impact.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*CRITICALS! The combo attack by the elite ghouls and the Arsenal of Gekigami all critical for nasty, unbelievable damage. He's down to scraps of HP now!*

Rebecca: Begone!

*Rebecca uses LV. 9999 DIVINE BOLT, which effectively finishes the job and makes the guy explode into huge amounts of L00T.*

*A doorway out of here opens...It doesn't seem to lead back into the castle, but then again, the doorway into here didn't seem to lead into here either until you stepped in.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS gathers up a substantial amount of L00T for himself before leaving the room.* Wheeeeee. 0u0

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The room you enter is another part of the Lilypad Castle.*

Tazz: Thank goodness, I'd hate this superdimension to death if that door trick actually took us somewhere totally different...

*There's only one way forwards-up. Flight, levitation, grappling hook abilities, all of that is possible in this room, so you'd better hurry to deal with Baal. Up you go!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS makes a combo of Temporal Marathon and his natural ability of flight to rocket up to the top of the room before teleporting everyone else to him.* LET'S GO!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Elder Soul you briefly saw and the Giant Giant Frog Prince are clearly collaborating, considering that the former is atop the latter.*

Elder Soul:...Um. Well. That was less successful than I thought it would be...

GGFP: I RIBBITING TOLD YOU SO. THESE RIBBITING KNAVES JUST KEEP RIBBITING THROUGH EVERYTHING. ALL OF OUR MOST RIBBIT DEFENSES WERE RIBBIT ABLE TO RIBBIT THEM.

Elder Soul: We can totally do them in here, though! Nothing can stop me! Like, seriously, nothing. I'm not even being cocky, that's pretty accurate.

GGFP: I RIBBITING HOPE SO.

Tazz: Don't tell me-

Elder Soul: Yes, we're both fighting you and you're going to really regret coming here. I have a debt to pay and I intend to do so now. Turn back or else.

*You're definitely not turning back at this juncture.*

GGFP: THEY'RE DEFINITELY NOT RIBBITING BACK AT THIS RIBBIT.

Tazz: We're definitely not turning back at this juncture.

*THE GIANT GIANT FROG PRINCE AND THE NEW ELDER SOUL VERSUS THE ANTIVOID!!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ACTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!*

[Ganyu]

Go forth my Ghouls! *Elite Ghouls activated Bloodlust ability; +25% to all Stats!*

*casts Spatial Blitzkrieg; a hundred or so portals open and bomb the Elder Soul and GGFP with hyper-carbonized meteors*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS brandishes the Thunder Edge, and LC begins buffing everybody before leaping into the fray as well.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Elder Soul: I think they'll be MY ghouls, thank you very much!

*The Elder Soul whips out a Paradox Core with a slasher smile.*

*Now, that's pretty much dead-on impossible, what he's probably thinking of doing, as Paradoxes are known to be so notoriously uncontrollable in all regards that the world's strongest reality warpers (read: you guys) have no chance to so much as gain an inch with them, the creation thereof is banned literally everywhere with laws concerning reality warping and/or the manipulation of space-time fabrics, and anyone with even a remote ability to control Paradoxes are extreme game-breakers. They're also actually nonexistent, not just Tazz nonexistent. No way. Just, no way.*

*...Except, way. Mother-bleeping way. The Paradox Core flashes a bright light, and the elite ghouls turn against Ecrivain with that nasty bloodlust boost. Despite the incarnation of Bloodlust being one of your allies and hence anything on a berzerker-like rampage would oh most definitely not harm you. See? The power is totally broken! and apparently existent for that ONE GUY!*

Tazz: *Starts yelling out a very long speech that would get him banned from PxR instantly if the contents were ever shown on the forum.*

**The Narrator is currently taking Tazz'es cue.**

*...Meanwhile, the GGFP buffs up his defense to stupidly high levels and summons Giant Royal Guard Frogs, who are tougher than the cannon fodder you plowed through earlier (which is saying something, as that was some surprisingly elite cannon fodder). Your overly-powerful cannon fodder attempts to deal with them to some success.*

[Sir Sivelos]

…Well them, this will be interesting. *SIVELOS swings the Thunder Edge, sending out a wave of lightning.*

Light Chaos: A Paradox!? That's highly illegal! *LC continues buffing our party's stats to extremely high levels, whilst simultaneously generating barriers.*