The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Elder Soul: Not where I come from, bub!

*The Ghouls are banished. It seems the Elder Soul wrested control by 'changing' who 'officially' summoned them, thereby gaining permission to banish them. Somehow. However, in exchange for losing his ghouls, the massive buffs Light Chaos saw fit to grant are now on the opposing side instead, and you've got nothing while the Elder Soul and the Giant Giant Frog Prince are effectively made of iron.*

???: <He's still alive?! You, kill the Elder Soul!>

*OK, mysterious voice aside...The GGFP, who is still only vulnerable to attacks that get inside his mouth, is opening fire with his vast array of Frog gatling guns. Frogs fly everywhere.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS keeps to the back, looking for an opening.*

*LC casts a level 9999 HAZE! All stat buffs, even the ones we have, are now reset.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*That Paradox and the Elder Soul's control over it continues to infuriate and interfere: Haze only affects your party, not the opponent-they keep their crazy status buffs. You can totally tell the Elder Soul is having a field day with this.*

???: <You idiots, he's made of glass, kill that a**! Kill Suits! Now!>

Tazz: And who are you, crazy voice in our heads?

???: <I am Kronos, the original Hunter! I'm one of The Black's top subordinates! Though he may currently care less as to if he lives or dies, that man is a danger to the whole of the Space-Time Continuum!>

Tazz: As if a guy who wields paradoxes wouldn't be-or for that matter, wouldn't be a massive help...

Kronos: <Kill him and I'll help your a**es out as soon as I can!>

*Hrm. To kill Suits and gain the allegiance of Kronos, or to not kill Suits and keep his incredible Paradox-Controlling power that could easily kill some of the hardest a**es to kill ever. This seems like an obvious choice.*

Kronos: <So I directly oppose a guy who controls something that can do ANYTHING-if only one thing at a time! That's one of the most powerful abilities in existence, and he knows how to use it! How do you think I'm alive if I'm not one of the most devastating forces ever!?>

*He has a good point. Ultimately it's your call. But first, to actually put him in a position where Suits can't do anything.*

Suits: Yeah, you should have gone back!

*Suits leaps off of the GGFP and attacks you with a spear from above, the head in the shape of a heart. He's charging a lot of energy into the attack-best to avoid it.*

*The Elder Soul's armor-obviously a variant on the armor all the Elder Souls you've seen have-is black and red, with the four card suits on them. Clearly where he got the name from. It could be that he has more weapons.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm, what a choice! Either we ally with a guy who can do anything, or help out a guy who could kill us all with the bat of an eye. A head scratcher, this is! *SIVELOS uses TECH: NIMBLE ACROBATICS, level 9999!!! SIVELOS NIMBLY dodges the attack from above!*

[Ganyu]

*casts Chrono Code: Accel Hex; 6x movement speed!*

*teleports out of the way and casts Quicksilver Flux; all buffs and debuffs are reversed*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm... *SIVELOS lurks at the back of the fight. He seems to be lost in thought, and eyeing Suits.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Your attempt at removing his buff, due to the Paradox and it's literally infinite powers, in fact, horribly horribly backfires and doubles enemy buffs while halving yours. Anyone with common sense would stop the buff game now, Suits will always, always, always win. Your Chrono Code just doesn't do anything, but at least Suits didn't take it!*

GGFP: RIBBITING KNAVES!!! *Focuses fire on Sivelos. His accuracy stat, due to the buffs, is five times your evasion; dodging is mechanically impossible. The sheer power due to those same buffs makes it an insta kill. Meanwhile, your cannon fodder is getting decimated. You're going to have to be clever to undo those buffs...*

[Ganyu]

*casts Black Door; a large dimensional hole about 2 miles in diameter opens above the castle, sucking in all forms of matter. As heavy and buffed the Elder Soul and GGFP are, they still face air resistance due to everything around them being sucked up. If they need air, they better resolve the issue of the sudden decrease in air.*

Call that guy over, Sivelos!

*rattles off three Dark Particle Beams at GGFP*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You can clearly hear Suits laugh as the door closes thanks to the Paradox before anything about it becomes concerning. The particle beams do scratch damage because of all those buffs. Considering that almost anything useful you've done in this fight has been rendered nil by the Paradox...You may want to really rethink the strategy here. If you want to actually kill the GGFP, removing those buffs is now mandatory. Of course, how to do so when Suits can do anything clearly involves you getting the jump on him...*

Tazz: You are an a** to fight, you know that?!

Suits: Let's face facts, was I ever going to LET YOU WIN?!

Tazz: You are STILL an a** to fight!!

[Sir Sivelos]

How do you cancel out a Paradox? Also OW!!! *SIVELOS continues his thinking.*