The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You destroy paradoxes with energy attacks direct to the core, preferably with a rare form of lightning. You don't know WHAT the lightning is, only that it takes a red color, but you don't have access to it. In any case, totally possible.*

*also, GGFP isn't giving up. He focuses fire again and kills you again. You had better act fast on destroying the Paradox and removing those buffs, or you will have your hard work undone because he keeps killing you!*

[Sir Sivelos]

How do I know I don't have access to it if I don't know what it is!? Whatever… Let's see what this does! *SIVELOS uses a level 9593 CHAOTIC CHARGE!!! A bolt of lightning, sort of orangish-red in color, arcs towards the Paradox Core. Does it work!?*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You then recall what it is: Paradoxilogical Lightning, it's called. It's signaled by a Tattoo of a specific variety, a pattern that nobody you know possesses. You included. In any case, the fast and furious Red/Orange Lightning bolt does the trick. It's lightning, a bit fast for Suits. It doesn't dispell the buffs, but Tazz jumps on the opportunity and immediately uses LV. 9999 HAZE! Bye bye, stat buffs!*

Tazz: Glad that's over-

*Suits impales Tazz through the neck with his spear, a BRUTAL AFFRONT that instantly kills Tazz and forces his fourth respawn.*

Suits:...Did he just come back from the dead JUST LIKE THAT?!

GGFP: I TOLD YOU THEY WON'T RIBBITING STOP FOR THE END OF THE RIBBITING WORLD!

Suits: Augh, I'll just keep on kicking your rear ends until you stop! *Equips an axe in the shape of a spade.*

[Sir Sivelos]

How ribbiting. *ba-dum tss*

*SIVELOS uses a level 9999 EMBARGO on both the GGFP and SUITS.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*BRILLIANCE! 2X EXP BONUS! Literally every weapon they have is now useless for a time being. Only weapons, though. Paradoxes don't count, but that was still ridiculously crippling. This includes the Frog Gatling guns that were the only real form of defense the GGFP has...*

GGFP: RIBBIT.

*The GGFP starts spamming LV. 9999 Hydro Pump attacks to make up for it, but his special attacks are laughably weak. Light Chaos's tanking kicks in easily.*

*Suits attempts to restart his Paradox. He'll probably undo the Embargo if allowed to. Don't let him!*

[Sir Sivelos]

I thought his name was Suits… *SIVELOS begins attacking the GGFP with the Thunder Edge, which combines its high physical damage with high magic electric-based damage.*

[Ganyu]

*resummons the Bloodlust Elite Ghouls and target Suits in order to distract him from using the Paradox*

*rips open a gravity wormhole a few metres below his feet that sucks down the Paradox Core*

*activates Chrono Code: Triple Accel to summon a number of wraiths to attempt to steal the Paradox Core should gravity fail*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Ghouls are enough to distract him-not like Gravity works on a thing totally made of energy. However, he very quickly owns them with some hand-to-ethereal-face energy strikes.*

Suits: Ugh!

*Meanwhile, Sivelos wails on the rather hopeless GGFP FOR CRAZY DAMAGE.*

GGFP: RIBBITING...KNAVES!

*The GGFP uses a LV. 9999 BOUNCE, to BOUNCE out of the area temporarily. He'll be coming back down for some crazy damage shortly...*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS quickly leaves the radius of Bounce. He then pulls out a RIDICULOUSLY DISTRACTING OBJECT, and throws it. It whizzes past Suits' head, and hits a wall. It is oh so distracting.*

[Bulbasaur]

Bulbasaur: *destroys the RP*

Wait.