The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You have KO'd them both. The GGFP predictably explodes into L00T as a result.*

GGFP: I'LL...BE...BACK...RIBBITING...KNAVES!

*Suits is unconscious. You have a choice of either taking him with you and explaining the situation a LOT better-the GGFP was probably tricking him into thinking you only die once around these parts-or you kill him and make Kronos happy. This doesn't look to be an easy choice.*

Tazz: PICK QUICKLY I MUST PSG!!!

Image: Hello.

*Well, clearly your choice CAN wait after all-you're not getting off that easy, it appears!*

*Image, the Dark Writ of Obliteration, appears, hovering above the ground, off of the tower, as usual.*

Tazz: IIIIIIMMMMAAAAAAAAAGGEEEE!!!

*Image rises up somewhat, revealing that he wasn't hovering on his own power this time. Instead, the KING, the mighty beast of three elements, appears.*

Tazz:...S**t.

Image: It was WORTH training this thing!

*Wait, THE KING GOT TRAINING?!*

Image: Hrmph! You've been a thorn in my side long enough. I'd say it feels like overkill to bring one of the strongest monsters in reality, fully-trained and ready to kill at a snap of my fingers, against some ragtag adventurers like yourself, but knowing you idiots you're likely to survive. But, I'm not letting you for lack of trying.

*The King brings his whole body to bear, above the tower, while Image charges up, scoring a purple-colored aura. S**t is about to get real here.*

*THE KING AND THE DARK WRIT IMAGE VERSUS THE ANTIVOID!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ACTION!!!!!!!!!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, you've got to be ****ing kidding me. *SIVELOS restores himself to full health before preparing his weaponry. He dives into the battle swords first, focusing most of his offense on the KING, which seems to be his top priority.* However, I gotta give you guys props for training this thing!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Bum-Rushing the King would typically be OK. Bum-Rushing Image, who rides atop? Not so much.*

*You are shot out of the sky with a one-hit kill magic missile before you can react.*

Image: I am NOT letting you win!

Pandora:*Sends a massive wall of Arbitarian energy forward*

*Your decision to revive or kill Suits could be massively useful NOW, if at all-you're not going to curry Kronos'es favor if Image does the job instead (or worse, Image CAPTURES Suits).*

[Sir Sivelos]

*LC proceeds to blast Image with level 9999 SERAPHIM'S BALLISTIC MISSILES!*

*SIVELOS switches to ranged attacks, and proceeds to snipe Image and the King simultaneously.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You fail hideously in this regard. Image is just ridiculously, utterly faster than you, and shoots down all of your projectiles with a THIRD of his shots, rilddling you with holes the other 2/3rds and making you both die again.*

*Tazz summons an ice barrier to buy you time, but Image will break it in a turn.*

OK, this is getting stupid.

Sivelos, I'm going to have to focus on the barrier-you have to decide whether we heal our friend here to help us out or kill him to get Kronos here-either way, Image is CRAZY strong! I didn't know that was possible, even!!

Image: I am a weapon all of my own-I hone myself to perfection, as all my weapons. You will not succeed here. I will NOT let you succeed here, and deny me my one joy-oblivion...

[Sir Sivelos]

You sound like a jolly guy, Image. *SIVELOS ponders this choice. The Paradox user, a nigh unbeatable weapon, or a member of the Wraithguard. Can Wraithguards use the void? Hm... Oh, screw it!* *SIVELOS grabs SUIT's body and leaps out of IMAGE'S range. He then takes a quick swig from the Chalice of Charisma before restoring SUITS to full health. Then, he basically explains that if he doesn't help us, then the giant three-headed dragon will kill every single one of us, including SUITS.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Suits is marvelously confused more than anything, but an incoming fireball changes his mood.*

Suits: OK!...I need a second!

*Suits is creating a Paradox. It's not instant, but it's fairly quick.*

*Meanwhile, Tazz remembered a somewhat more advanced barrier trick that'll keep Image out longer.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Got it! *SIVELOS heads back out into the fray.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You INSTANTLY get shot and die.*

Image: Like ants being skewered with a needle.

*You have, in fact, been slain six times, which means you will be kicked from the instance should you die again.*

*Suits has a Paradox made.*

Suits: OK, let's-holy s**t. Nope. Nope. Nope. He will NOT do.

*Image has just broken through the barrier when he vanishes. You can tell that wasn't part of his plan. The King is alone and far less well defended now, but you cannot die. Or else, Tazz would take all the L00T!*

Tazz: OK, time for an actual fight!

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS seems to turn his attention to the KING, and proceeds to BUM-RUSH him with powerful attacks. However, the KING's regeneration outpaces how much damage SIVELOS can get off.* CAN SOMEONE GET A HEAL BLOCK ON THIS THING!?

*THE KING flaps his mighty wings, giving everyone an AUTO-FUMBLE for this turn due to the powerful gusts of wind. The LIGHTNING HEAD fires off LEVEL 9999 THUNDERS like there's no tomorrow, whilst the ICE HEAD fires ICE BEAMS at anyone who might have a weakness to it. Lastly, the FIRE HEAD just seems to be biting people. Being bitten essentially means being swallowed due to his massive size, so try to avoid the the FIRE HEAD.*