The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Ganyu]

*casts Spiteful Cage on THE KING; a black spectral cage envelops THE KING and prevents regaining of health of any kind*

*commands the Dark Harpy to use Double Team and follow up with a Hell's Fury*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Tazz's auto-fumble allows him to coincidentally dodge a thunder, which hits Pandora instead, overcharging her in a shot. Doing it all at once seems to be much better than gradually in that regard.*

Pandora: HELL YES B****ES!!!

*OVERCHARGE!!!*
Pandora uses GRAND ARBITARIAN FIRESTORM!!!

*Pandora makes the smallest of Arbitarian energy sparks in her hand, or seemingly thus, then launches it at the King. On-impact, it explodes into a massive, massive, MASSIVE black firestorm, roughly the size of the planet itself, greatly uneasing Ecrivain and making the King reconsider which head was on biting duty.*

*The King takes INSANE Damage, scores a HIDEOUS DoT effect, is SEVERELY slowed, has utterly NO MORALE to his name, AND is severely weakened! It still won't be a cakewalk in any case, but talk about turning the tides! However, none of your party is REALLY resistant to fire, so he switches to the somewhat-more dangerous fire-breathing head for a second breath and uses the lightning head to chomp instead. Also, there's a massive firestorm the size of a planet enveloping him. Physical attacks are now useless unless you want to share the same fate-and doubtless it's horrible.*

[Ganyu]

*sacrifices Dark Harpy to summon a boosted team of Undine, Divine Swan and Liquid Card Shark*

*Undine casts Rain Spirits: three water guardians protect the party from the fire attacks*

*Divine Swan casts Dousing Storms on The KING*

*Liquid Phantom fuels the pressure by shooting unblock-able water cards that explode into DoT bubbles*

[Sir Sivelos]

*About a third of THE KING'S health is gone. The LIGHTNING HEAD immediately wises up to Pandora's lightning absorption, and proceeds to begin firing homing blasts that target everyone else EXCEPT Pandora. The FIRE HEAD uses a level 9999 GHASTLY FLAMES, spewing exploding meteors every which way. The ICE HEAD fires off ice missiles that coat the ground in massive explosions of ice crystals, even defying gravity in some cases. This severely limits mobility for those who can't fly. Also, don't take a direct hit from those ice missiles. You'll take massive damage and be instantly frozen until someone breaks you out.*

We might actually win this! *SIVELOS searches his inventory for something that may be of use… And he finds a seemingly boring broadsword called… THE REGISWORD. No, not the Homestuck kind. This seems to be just an ordinary, average broadsword… But it allows free usage of the spell REGICIDE… Which deals massive damage on KINGS. SIVELOS instantly draws the blade and begins firing off REGICIDEs like there's no tomorrow. The spell is low-levelled due to having few other uses outside of slaying ROYAL opponents, so it might not be as strong as it could be.*

[Bulbasaur]

A wild Bulbasaur wants to fight!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Pandora makes the most of her immunity by grabbing onto everyone, thus ensuring that she's hit no matter what. The Lightning Head just stops trying after a while-all the shots are MISSING.*

*Bulbasaur has been caught by Pandora and is currently in a Poke Ball.*

*The Fire head is targeted by the summons for neutralization of his element, making the Ice elemental, who only fuels Tazz'es Ice Walls, the only one really breathing anything at you now.*

*The Regicides are...Nigh useless. Apparently THE KING is, despite the name, isn't an actual ruling sovereign of any province of any kind, hence the bonus damage against kings doesn't work. You could facepalm from the revelation that he's just being prideful and scary enough to get away with it. Not like it doesn't do damage. It at least does damage. Just not much.*

Tazz: You've got to be kidding me! Regicides don't work on the monster NAMED 'The KING?!'

*You then find another sword in your bag, the HEADTAKER, which grants the wielder a very sizable damage boost on multi-headed monsters, on which The KING certainly is.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS immediately swaps to the HEADTAKER and goes to work.*

*THE KING's ICE HEAD fires an ICE MISSILE that hits PANDORA square in the stomach. It might not do that much damage, but PANDORA is now frozen solid in a massive explosion of ice (have you ever seen How to Train Your Dragon 2? It's like that.). The ice cannot melt due to being so cold, but you can break it.*

COME ON!!! LET'S GOOOOO!!!

[Ganyu]

*sacrifices the team of water beings in a fit of confusion from having multiple narrators*

*the mana sacrifice and the entropy of confusion results in a radial discharge of black lightning affecting everything that's not immune to lightning*

Oh my, this isn't the time to chill, Pandora! *summons an Elite Ghoul to chip away at the ice*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*WARNING! WARNING! ELDER SOUL AT RISK!*

*Oh, yes, I should explain...Freezing is NOT harmless, and in fact, a total-freeze over (as opposed to Pokemon, which is only 'just enough to immobilize,' does INSANE DoT relative to total health. In other words, you must break the ice completely and NOW or Pandora WILL die. Elder Souls do NOT respawn.*

*In other news, Suits is hit by the black lightning AND the lightning bolts, not being excluded.He drains the electricity like a leech and blood, getting into overcharge range again. Today isn't the KING's day.*

*OVERCHARGE!!!*
Suits uses INSANE RIOT DRIVE!!!

*The extreme entropy energy from before gets even more overcharged, before befitting you the same way it did the frogs from before-ridiculously boosting your offenses. This battle could be over in a couple of hits.*

*Tazz fails to notice Pandora dying in ice and attacks the ice and fire heads, using the ice of the former to make his ax freeze and attack the latter for bonus Water/Ice damage*

Ominous:...I do not think Pandora is doing fine in that block of ice! *Uses earth-based attacks on the ice in the hope it shatters*

Rebecca: *In the middle of shooting loads of holy light at the king*

[Sir Sivelos]

*LC uses UNIQUETECH: BLAZE OF GLORY, level 9999 on the ICE, blasting it to kingdom come. Pandora is released from the ice.*

*SIVELOS continues slashing at the KING with the HEADTAKER.*